Alhum's gonna tank tho

1, it’s gonna be some pointless intro

im finna start posting itt like I'm updating my the slap status

Open up KTT2 minutes before the album is slated for release.

You can't believe it. It's been 5 years since the last Kendrick project. It's time.

You start to have shallowing breathing. Beads of sweat roll down your forehead as you refresh your favorite streaming service. It is 11:59pm.

Midnight strikes. KTT2 immediately crashes. You refresh desperately. Suddenly, you see the album page. It's here. You press play as hard as you can despite the lag.

Suddenly, you hear a flare of jazz instruments and Kendrick immediately begins his verse.

"Sixteen headlights wavin’ in my trailer park direction
Step out, they ask me where I was during the January 6th insurrection"

EVERYONE AFTER HE POSTED THAT

Kendrick sampled dua lipa moans???

I’m literally about to hang up on a phone call I can’t do this

WOOOWZERS

This feels like new years

MILES MORALES AND THE BIG SPIDERS

@spacecwby b****

new flows coming be patient brother

Spider P*** when?

kung fu lenny

nah he really posted that i’m crying

Phoebe bridgers