Jan 29, 2024·1 replyThis movie is the equivalent of f***ing with a condom on while being numb of cocaine
Jan 30, 2024
burymeineckoThe only way I see people even remotely liking this movie is if they treat it as satire
ur starting to understand there is no spoon
Jan 30, 2024·1 replyPuffyI knew captainMurphy was haroldschicken when he had a breakdown when I was trolling Xbox stans but I was waiting for him to post in the The Matrix: Resurrections thread to be sure…
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Lmfao he back too? At this point the only dead/banned user to not be resurrected from Matrix Resurrections thread is Baklava
- Jan 30, 2024·1 replyUrameshii
This movie is the equivalent of f***ing with a condom on while being numb of cocaine
What about getting a blow job with a condom on while drinking a 2 liter of coke? This a matrix resurrection topic deep cut
- Jan 30, 2024WT777
What about getting a blow job with a condom on while drinking a 2 liter of coke? This a matrix resurrection topic deep cut
Jan 30, 2024·2 replieshow the hell does this film have so many pages
- Jan 30, 2024Generalissimo
how the hell does this film have so many pages
ALOT happened in here, this topic forever changed ktt2 film section as we know it
The pretentious film thread stickied is its spiritual successor
Jan 30, 2024Generalissimohow the hell does this film have so many pages
kttv2 civil war 2 happened
- Jan 30, 2024
aaah s*** hahaha what a shame I missed it
Jan 30, 2024Classic?!
:jordanlaff3:- Jan 30, 2024https://twitter.com/squadleaderace/status/1736526675653919019https://twitter.com/yourbuddyash/status/1736046672533164379
AvaThe discourse is already changing
- Jan 30, 2024
soon
Jan 30, 2024·1 replyman this movie sucked, i hate how they gave him super powers
Jan 30, 2024I stand by what I said a couple years ago, this movie would have been so much more interesting if it had just stood on business instead of giving us a Matrix movie in the second half anyways.
Like just go full "End of Evangelion"
- Jan 30, 2024
this has to be one of the most disappointing theater experiences ever for me
- Jan 30, 2024Kermit
man this movie sucked, i hate how they gave him super powers
The fact he's doing the force push on the movie poster letting you know what's coming 😂😂😂
- Feb 15, 2024·1 replyAight
5 years from now you're going to be able to write "New Matrix movie directed by (favourite director) with neo vs merovingian type fights" into an AI program and you're gonna get the full length matrix movie of your dreams, don't worry
We gon be alright
- Feb 16, 2024https://twitter.com/danimalish/status/1751770525016433022Ava
That’s the point yes
- Feb 16, 2024Puffy
I knew captainMurphy was haroldschicken when he had a breakdown when I was trolling Xbox stans but I was waiting for him to post in the The Matrix: Resurrections thread to be sure…
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You are a grown man
- Feb 16, 2024·1 reply
“ mods have been notified “
- Feb 16, 2024·1 reply
ProsperMy realization was the Last of Us thread cause nobody on this site goes as hard for Marlene as he does
You are also a grown man .
- Feb 16, 2024·1 replyemucakes
Ok I was going to ignore this thread because I'm still recovering from this emotionally, mentally, spiritually etc... But, this has got to be the biggest cap ever. The film is full of corny nostalgia tropes and in-your-face intertextuality. What makes this movie so terrible is that the entire story reads like pedestrian fanfiction in how it addresses themes completely out of its depth in contrast to having direction; something with the vision and the ingenuity to go beyond people's expectations. The movie is so disjointed, it loses track of its own plot, multiple times. This movie is an allegory of why a D- is worse than getting an F. Unlike someone who doesn't get it at all, Lana understood the assignment, but still fumbled everything by her incompetence to make the concepts she introduces work in tandem. This movie is an allegory of how Boomer executives and directors ruin everything millennials hold dear by trying to teach them some kind of lesson.
Do not quote me.
You are a Zionist no one cares about your opinion