Wasn’t it at 154% already?

scary ass backed out of tariff war just like he did actual War

yeah, if it's not serious about non-chinese tariffs there is no way in f***ing hell he's going to be serious about chinese tariffs.

there will be riots when people can't buy cheap s***

What a dunce

Of course he's taking them back lol

Or he did this so he could buy the dip

it was at 104%

then he announced he would do 154% and that was suppose to take effect after last night (Tuesday)

now he just recently announced that he's doing 125%

He's obviously insider trading lmao

this nigga man

which cronies got the market manipulation inside scoop I know they’re raking it in rn

Damn and I just set up a meeting with my financial advisor to buy the dip

He's bullshitting people's money lol

it was all part of the plan

I should have bought some stocks

But I don’t have the stomach for it.
I would be glued to my phone all day

Their groupchat yesterday

wow let me bite into yet another Nothingburger

mmmm

It was all a trap yall

Bro took Elon’s pump and dump off tweets scheme on $TSLA and applied it to the entire stock market

We’re so cooked

They’re flexing market manipulation

Are you kidding me

Meanwhile

My friend guessed this would happen but I didn’t buy
He owes me drinks

TO BE FAIR… this man literally said “buy buy buy” like 3 hours ago