Im calling it now, Michelle Runs 2028

real

Melania got that Oppenheimer thing going

He missed! He tried to kiss his wife and he missed! You can’t do that, it’s disgusting!

Biden surprise at the last minute

Man pardoned Fauci

being around trump has to be crazy cause like he’s always at an ass@​sination risk

lmao what does that even mean

Bob Dylan reference

I thought about this the other day because all of these tech CEOs being here as well. I can only imagine how it is getting around DC today.

all presidents are thats why they ride around in bullet proof cars and have bullet proof screens around them all the time. comes with the job

She a blood on the tracks person okay

Waiting for one of these Chinese propulsion drones to come through with a nuke

nothing to see here

Xi doesn’t have the balls

was just asking a question man you think i put out reminders for this s***

He said "Hold on, I got one more in me"

it's rough. they won't let you get out of multiple metro stops if its too close to security points and pedestrian travel is controlled

presumably every building on Penn Ave is covered by secret service right now too

even for a direct relation of a President, there's a major risk of assassination or kidnapping, that's why they get Secret Security too

I'm pretty sure that once you become President, you're never allowed to drive yourself anywhere again, unless its their private property

So we thinking he does a big hateful retribution speech, does a blanket "unity" speech, or somewhere in between?

This is if Thanos won