You don't even know the half of it. She had an entire backstory that the pieces just didn't fit right on.

An abusive brother that may or may not have been her creating entire fictional situations to ghost.

I mean complete sociopath s***. Was celebate for a min by absolute choice after that. I had to run phone numbers and all kinds of s*** to figure it out. And then one day there she and him was.

Thankfully we weren't that far along so bullet dodged

Nasty work

its all fun and games until theyre sprung on you and now you feel like an a****** wasting their lives

We’re just gullible and don’t wanna believe they would do it

They expect us to do it and actively pursue any evidence of it

No gay dream but I got drunk the other day and had a REALLY vivid dream that my aunt played with my d***

If you woke up one morning and you were Violet Myers for 24 hours, are you giving your friends some p****?

Yea bruh there’s a ton of active communities. Other day I decided to pop in one cause I woke up hella early, like 4am, and there were 25 people in voice chat arguing religion

what

Nah I got a girl, she a cute lil Italian lol.. we committed gang 🤝

I'm dead. Somehow "fuck big 3 it's big me" is more impactful than "Fucked your BM" and "Your shooters are p****?"

Kendrick the goat and Drake is p**** again

Mid 40s p**** smell tho smells like peanuts and cashews

the only thing I miss about being single is listening to usher without a man in my ear ranting abt how he grinds with ppls girlfriends

No one does it better :

For All The Dogs

making 50 bands in a day easy

lmaooo dawg i had one that def was all about trying to pursue a relationship w me, she was 37 w 2 kids and I was 25 at the time (never happening)

she'd text me some wild s*** when she was at work at like 8AM. I mean I didn't mind but damn

Realizing you could've still f***ed girls 23 hours and 48 seconds in

i do love being in a relationship, i hate going to the gym alone

Irans about to attack israel too smh everybody beefing!

Lmaooooo the internet is fkn wild ngl like people can't even go to church that early and talk religion

Damn I need sum like that

Only thing I request every year. Been keeping the streak going since 07