I can’t believe he posted a instagram story saying “ show me my daughter “ when there has never been a better time in history to release a press release of “ don’t lie about pedophilia or assault I take that seriously “
Ever
Can’t believe Kendrick would do this
I'm gonna recount this so people know
Last night Viet and Real were sounding bomb sirens for the nuke. For hours. People like iHype turn up who have been MIA for a week.
Drake is dropping hints to streamers. Ak leaves the show early. Mal is glazing. Kai Cenat has to stay on to debut the song. Aidin Ross is tapped in. People are calling him a "horror auteur" and "Jason Vorhees".
Drake drops a full music video. 7 minutes, beat switches, he's bringing out props. DSPs, clean version, he's teasing a buried alive spoof. Drake stans flood the beef thread, elated. Zack from Birmingham is screaming.
20 minutes later Kendrick dropped meet the grahams and all that was dead
The red button may have been family matters
Hardest songs that came out of this:
Euphoria
6:16
3rd section of family matters
the funniest thing about this whole situation
It is a long sleepless night down Bridal Path. Drake’s fingers are restless. He simply HAS to get out one last IG post before he actually hits the booth. He was planning on piping Ja’Melle from Victoria’s Secret one last time before actually taking that plunge post-euphoria. He thought he had much more time. But it’s okay, after this IG post he’s right there.
He takes a swig of his self-branded liquor. A portion of it spills over his bottom lip as he attempts to swallow. Wet chest. At least his pecs are looking healthy.
He picks the phone up from his lap and begins to motion toward his favorite app. The phone starts scrolling and glitching out on its own. He shudders. Is the ghost of Kendrick attacking him metaphysically? Prince’s ghost? Oh it’s just a drop of liquor on the phone screen. He wipes the phone off his awesome new 1 for 1 limited edition Nike sweats and glances back toward the for you page. A 50 cent post was liked on accident.
Before he could a***yze whether the post was worth cosigning or not, a loud bang erupts from the hallows of the decorated studio entrance room. 5’6 in stature, dark in aura, large in terror, Kendrick is here. Fight, begin.
The interesting s*** is basically all the big Drake stans on this site are not from America. Why is that ?
Me and @SegaDreamFlash know
It is a long sleepless night down Bridal Path. Drake’s fingers are restless. He simply HAS to get out one last IG post before he actually hits the booth. He was planning on piping Ja’Melle from Victoria’s Secret one last time before actually taking that plunge post-euphoria. He thought he had much more time. But it’s okay, after this IG post he’s right there.
He takes a swig of his self-branded liquor. A portion of it spills over his bottom lip as he attempts to swallow. Wet chest. At least his pecs are looking healthy.
He picks the phone up from his lap and begins to motion toward his favorite app. The phone starts scrolling and glitching out on its own. He shudders. Is the ghost of Kendrick attacking him metaphysically? Prince’s ghost? Oh it’s just a drop of liquor on the phone screen. He wipes the phone off his awesome new 1 for 1 limited edition Nike sweats and glances back toward the for you page. A 50 cent post was liked on accident.
Before he could a***yze whether the post was worth cosigning or not, a loud bang erupts from the hallows of the decorated studio entrance room. 5’6 in stature, dark in aura, large in terror, Kendrick is here. Fight, begin.
you move like an indian or a russian on reddit
thats crazy
so this surpassed Ether right??
This makes Ether sound like Earth Wind and Fire's "September"
you might be the corniest dude on this site bro this s*** not even funny no more
kendrick fans will try their best to deflect from the domestic abuse allegations
The red button may have been family matters
It absolutely was lmfao
Mf made a whole video about it and then said I'm going on vacation you're dead like 6 times.
Drake fully intended for that to be it.
Now he gotta drag his ass back into the studio again instead of going off to relax somewhere
Nah if drake doesn’t push the invisible red button after that last kendrick response he never will. It’s red button time or just let the beef end here. Personally I’d just challenge him to a 1v1 on fortnite doritos island custom map and stream it on twitch. But I’m built different.
I can’t believe he posted a instagram story saying “ show me my daughter “ when there has never been a better time in history to release a press release of “ don’t lie about pedophilia or assault I take that seriously “
Ever
Dam
Hardest songs that came out of this:
Euphoria
6:16
3rd section of family matters
what is hard about 6:16, just be f***ing lying bro
you might be the corniest dude on this site bro this s*** not even funny no more
What do you mean no more
The interesting s*** is basically all the big Drake stans on this site are not from America. Why is that ?
As long as it's not something really egregious then I think you should let everybody rock
Blocking a user is enough to me, unless in spam situations
No one ever really ever goes away from, I think a newer system should replace banning, muting or such and aye,
yall niggas lost, cannot not say that to yall ovo bum faces