don't jack off to my foster mother.

I regret ever posting that pic of my foster mother to yall

My turn next?

W

Yall have a sour face like you just chugged vinegar

Lmao u wild nigga

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I’ve just come back from work. As I open the door, I notice that there are at least a dozen Puma football boots in the hallway. I find this quite strange. Obviously I have guests over, but I never expected them.

I go upstairs, and I see pretty much the entire Arsenal XI that started against Swansea yesterday there and a few others. They all give me high fives, shake my hand, talk with me and make me feel quite special. Though when I try to get into my bedroom, Petr Cech tells me that he doesn’t think it’s a good idea. I laugh it off and just go through anyway, as I would like to change from my work clothes.

I go into my bedroom and I see Gabriel Paulista in nothing but a towel with a video recorder in his hand. He’s recording Santi Cazorla having s***with my girlfriend (missionary). Cazorla is in nothing but a Villareal football shirt, which I found quite strange, and he’s thrusting in and out very quickly.

In my dream, I put my hand on Cazorla’s shoulder from behind and tell him, “mate, I think that’s enough”.

He responds with “My friend, is ok, no?”

I tell him that it’s definitely not OK.

At this point my girlfriend Emily doesn’t even acknowledge my existence. Xhaka comes in and gets me into a full nelson and drags me out of the room. I have been manhandled, ridiculed and disrespected in my own property, by people that I once looked up to.

I’m sitting at the bottom of my stairs, quite bemused. The doorbell rings. I open the door, it’s Arsene Wenger. Finally, a man of such respect, regard and authority would restore order in my own household. I approach him, congratulate him on the 20 years and then go on to explain what has been happening upstairs. He has a trademark smirk on his face and tells me he will take care of it. He practically bypasses the orderly queue formed outside of my bedroom and enters as Santi and Gabby walk out.

Then the next 30 minutes are just followed by loud thumps and squeaking which clearly shows that he was just as bad of the rest of them.

At this point, I woke up because of my alarm. But as I was in the shower I was like what the f*** did I just dream about.

Little sneak peak of my next avi

“My wife”

best line was chubbs line

Yeah and J Cole is also going to beat Kendrick and Drake and win the big three tournament.

Literally flipped 20 v 1 tho

"I'm YMW Melly."

Thread moving too slow

This short ass is the king of the west?

Post more women and get it back going.

Lol Kendrick really hates Drake