CrimsonArk

6mo

The movie itself being awful and getting horrendous reviews ahead of release probably didn’t help.

YoungNastyShawty

6mo

Has nothing to do with anything but “I hate you nigga let’s die” been having me in tears all day

WRF

6mo

It will depict the past and present coming to a head when a Black man interning as a slave reenactor at a living history museum discovers his white girlfriend’s ancestors once owned his.

babylon sherm

6mo

“Insiders say this logline may be outdated, as is describing it as an ensemble comedy”

Interesting, rarely do you see a movie shot as an ensemble comedy and then reshot so as to have the ensemble element removed 👀

“It’s hard to say, considering only a few people at Paramount have been allowed to read the script at Parker and Stone’s office; the duo, along with Lamar, have full creative control. Those who have read it say it’s outrageously funny.”

Okay, so almost nobody has put eyes on the script. Kinda sounds like they’re still working it out? Except they’ve allegedly already shot enough to need “major reshoots”

“The still untitled movie, known internally as Whitney Springs, was supposed to hit theaters during the July 4th holiday this year, but Lamar, who produces, and filmmaker Dave Free (Lamar’s manager) wanted major reshoots; the film was pushed to March 20, 2026. In recent days, Paramount revealed that it won’t be ready for that date, as word broke elsewhere that Lamar may go on tour.”

I don’t think they’ve shot anything tbh, doubt they’ve even got a cast list ironed out. Sounds like development hell lite