Making up a random rule and permabanning people retroactively even on said rule you just made up for no reason
Truly grade A moderation
Even if you wanna implement a new rule, even if it’s OD, you can’t just make it retroactive the f***
Making up a random rule and permabanning people retroactively even on said rule you just made up for no reason
Truly grade A moderation
Absolute flex
FREE @Ralph_Cifaretto
I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl
I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl
Dinner with Jay Z
I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl
butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits
butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits
BAN FOR QUOTING A LITERAL NATIONAL SOCIALIST…
IM NOT EVEN F***ING JOKING THIS TIME YO…
I'm placing faith in the KTT2 moderators that they simply made an administrative mistake and all this mess will be cleaned up in the wash....
Ye said it best...
It's alright but it ain't RALPH tho
Aaaaand now youre getting banned for quoting a Nazi cuck
BAN FOR QUOTING A LITERAL NATIONAL SOCIALIST…
IM NOT EVEN F***ING JOKING THIS TIME YO…
i put your mods at risk
Aaaaand now youre getting banned for quoting a Nazi cuck
At least I'll get to be with Ralph
I usually don’t post in here tbh but really need some advice rn lol.
So my girl went out of town for 2 days to visit her college friend in Chicago. While she was gone I had a couple of my boys over and we got smoke and beer and Hennessy and s***. Anyway we’re turning up, and I got way too f***ed up tbh and I tripped over the fireplace and knocked down here Mother’s urn which was on the fire place mantel. (She was super close with her Mom btw and always likes to look at urn and reminisce and s***) The whole thing fell and cracked on our living room wood floor. I started panicking and vacuumed up the ashes. I got rid of the vase and literally bought the same vase because fortunately it was a generic vase she purchased on Amazon and we share the same Amazon account and I went to our purchase history (she bought it in 2023) and I found the exact same vase/urn thing and ordered it for next day delivery. I opened the urn and filled it with ashes from the fireplace.
It looks identical. It feels the same weight I think with the fireplace ashes. My question is, and this what I’ve been contemplating is should I tell her? I’m not going to I think because she would disown me and be so upset. But idk it’s actually getting to me. Btw I the ashes from I emptied into a a garbage bag and they’re all gone. I feel like a POS ngl
Wait Ralphie got b*anned (aka the B-word) for the thread about his girlfriend's mother's ashes getting the Dyson treatment?
Dang that's savage!
This week it’s Ralphie
Next week it’s Stankie
Next week after that it’ll be Napste
This something like the holocusts
This week it’s Ralphie
Next week it’s Stankie
Next week after that it’ll be Napste
This something like the holocusts
If napste gets banned im deleting the internet