Yeezus

Aubrey and Nayvadius were working hard in the studio on one fine October afternoon. They were recording a new track for their autotune-laden masterpiece, "C0D31N3 L1F35TYL3", which was a robotic banger to say the least. The purple syrup which they rapped about made many appearances throughout the session, and they both were soon thoroughly hopped up on the sweet, forbidden nectar that is lean. Nayvadius had picked up the soda and syrup himself-- Aubrey always secretly loved it when he would concoct a mystery lean for him to sample. Today's particular cocktail was a combination of Hi-Tec cough syrup and Diet 7-Up. It was refreshing, high-inducing, and most importantly, low-calorie. Soon, they forgot about recording altogether and lounged around the studio sipping lean and making conversation.

"Yo Graham," slurred Nayvadius in his gravelly voice, "I have a secret for you that you should really know about."

Aubrey was busy dabbing codeine off of his flannel shirt with a $100 bill when he heard. He dropped the bill, and it fluttered to the ground. Future, as he was better known, wasn't the type to open up too much. He was closed off, a mysterious personality hidden behind an enigma of X**** and wide-brimmed hats. Aubrey felt a surge of intrigue and piercing fear hit him deep inside the cerebral cortex as he turned to his partner.

"W-what is it, man?" he stuttered. His weakness was easily exposed now. The lean was getting to him. He couldn't hide his fear.

"When I first got into lean, and Xans, and all that... I started seeing things," Nayvadius explained. "Stuff you wouldn't believe, like alternate realities and weird demons and all that. Big swirly purple clouds and nasty leathery things that looked like my grandma's Chanel bag after being left out in the rain."

Aubrey was frozen to the spot, no longer worried about his codeine-stained shirt. He gulped as he took it all in. Why was he being told this? This wasn't typical of a guy like Future. The closest he ever got to opening up about anything was when he opened up his wallet in the strip club. So this was a terrifying experience for a guy like our poor victim Drizzy Drake here. He paused to say something, but Future continued.

"Soon enough, I realized that what I was seeing wasn't an illusion at all." He began to shed his raspy, smoke-stained voice now, and stopped using his choppy slang. He was articulating, clearly, not a hint of mumble in his voice. He was a commanding presence in the room. Drake began to reach for the Glock-18 he kept in the studio to raise his street cred. Then he remembered-- it was fake. He wouldn't dare to go so far as to buy a real gun, not as a born-and-bred Canadian and former Nick star. He sat on the nearest couch and prayed. But Nayvadius didn't stop there.

"A giant demon appeared to me during one of my more severe trips," he boomed. He was standing now, heading for a closet near the back of the studio. He seemed to be nonviolent, but Drake's heart continued to pound in his chest, more and more audibly now. "He was enormous. He was writhing and slithering and dwelled in a land of purple smog and hellish screams only imaginable by the most diseased of minds. He called himself the Lean Lord. He was a disgusting beast, with ritualistic markings all over his body and a haunting screech to his voice. And he said but one thing to me. He said he would allow lean to give me its wonderful pleasures as long as I give him sacrifice once it helps me make it big."
Drake stood up, now more angry than scared. He bolted upright.

Didnt like Yeezus, KSG, JIK. TLOP was great. So i'll love this one too.

Just so infinitely better than JIK it’s wild

i wanna go to the moon

Can’t find it can you link

i like how this dude is taking responsibility for hurricane lmao

What are you working out rn?

That’s a song?

Mannnn i wish Cudi was on that

I s*** on it initially bc that's what I thought he would release an hour later

Now, if that's still what he ends up releasing then hell nah, it's still trash. Has great potential tho, could be TLOP level if done right

at first i thought this was a pasta but it looks like your actual posts

Honestly thought some of y'all were insane acting like someone was slicing through your eardrums during the stream

It's honestly p good just needs a little more time to be another classic

lmao u got a point

Chest

He's just hustling man let him get his clout lol

“iT wIlL bE oUt ToDaY”

nice, i did chest today too

I’m not getting banned

LIKE ELI I DID IT!!!

gofile.io/d/47T1ng

paranoid and say you will and robocop my fav kanye joints