I’m gonna make a Negroni

s***'s a classic B enjoy

jealous

First one is whisky and ginger

Second one is vodka and lemonade

Never tried bottom one before but apparently it’s really good

Had a Miami Iced Tea last weekend s*** was tasty

I still gotta see Strangelove and Barry Lyndon

Yep had that before

i can't keep farting like this yo I'm scared for my life

“I didn’t think you would want to party with my friends” -this b**** explaining to me why she didn’t invite me to the party she is snapping me from.

It’s a party?? The only friend I care to have their for a good time is Jack Daniels

Chillin after work, bout to put some time into ghost of Tsushima and damn really? It’s a great movie. My second favorite Kubrick film after the shining

U seen the Killing? Always wondered if it was worth a watch

Damn that joker stuff today was crazy tho huh

The girl at the dispensary I go to told me to watch it

She sounds hot

Doesn’t feel real b. Drake deserved it tho

"Lordebros, are you guys disappointed as well? It was s*** and I'm so sad. I love Lorde, she's my favorite. I can't believe she delivered a generic pseudo-hippie boring sleepy album with only 2 or 3 good songs in it at best. None of which are bangers. At least it's what I expected coming from Jack Antonoff. He is consistently generic with this minimalistic crap. But seriously, a track called California? How much more cliché and uninspired could she get? What the f*** happened to her? Also this type of album could only be made at this point in time by a millionaire kiwii."

fax or cap

One of his best films, enjoy

Theres this girl in the Starbucks next to my work that is so f***ing cute but I don’t wanna ask for her number cos kinda puts her in an awkward position while she’s working idk what to do

Poor girl lives and works in Dinosaur Colorado

Just slip her your number, throw the ball into her court but also take the pressure off her to respond while she is working

Do you live there too? Sounds like a match, king

was bouta say the exact same thing

Good looks