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You’re kidding me

I didn’t even bother watching it I just saw a clip on TDK lol

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its what the people want

Too slow better luck next time

Glad I opened the thread at the perfect moment wow

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innovative, yet sad

One night I decided I was going to take a nice hot shower. A task simple enough; than the thought occurred to me. Having once heard about the Reddit community on “Shower Oranges”; Do I have any oranges? I checked my fridge. Sure enough a small ripe and ready to be consumed orange had been refrigerated. I reached down and grabbed the orange. It fit perfectly in my hand, and I decided to grab two Heineken beers as well. My favorite beer in the world and a fresh navel: this sounded like an incredible idea.

I took my fruit and beverage into the bathroom, turned on the lights, and locked the door. I adjusted the shower a few times, but finally settled on nothing but the pure heated water. I was informed the best way to experience the aromatherapy from the orange is to have the shower extraordinarily hot. I am a strong believer in aromatherapy; owning an essential oil humidifier and a large collection of incense I was excited to experience a 100% organic method.

Once the water was hot I turned on a gas heater in the bathroom to maximum to get the full effect. I step into the mist, and I close the curtains tight. I have already drank more than half of my Heineken, and decide to finish it off with the hot water drenching my hair; Just like the hand of a lover caressing your scalp softly with their fingertips; I tilt my head back into the water and finish off my first bottle. I already felt lovely, but oh how I was unaware how extraordinarily heightened my full experience would be.

I decide to pick up the orange on the side of the bathtub. I squeeze it gently, making note of how thick the peel is. “I’m not sure how I’m going to peel this.” I think to myself. Then it dawns on me – I can eat this orange any way I want to. I can do anything I want to with this orange. No one is watching therefore I am completely disencumbered from society’s views on how to properly eat and peel an orange. So I dig my teeth deep into the peel, my K9’s deeply punctures into the meat. With a chunk in my mouth I tear the rind off. The scent of citrus pierces my nose. IMMEDIATELY an intense surge of euphoria erupts through my whole body. Starting in my spine like an intense ASMR mixed with smell and taste. “This IS liberating! I HAVE to write about this.” I think to myself; digging deeper into the orange.

Spitting the first bite of citrus-shell onto the bathtub floor, I squeeze the orange onto my body. The orange feels cold against my skin warmed hot from the steam. Once again a satisfying bliss waves through my very core. I aggressively eat my orange, tossing the left over inedible parts; watching as gravity takes it’s inevitable pull to the porcelain ground. Once finished I decide to drink the second Heineken. Finishing it off after a good 3 – 5 minutes I pour the last bit of foam onto my face. I clutch a piece of peel and pour my body wash into it. Using the peel to scrub my body I inhale the hot steam.

I turn off the shower and grab my phone, taking a picture of the aftermath. “Wouldn’t it funny to leave the mess here?” I slightly chuckle to myself. But it than occurs to me – no matter how liberating or life changing an experience may be – the world will always go around. You have to be compassionate for the others in your life.” ALWAYS consider the retaliation to your actions.” I think to myself as I clean up the peel and toss it into the trash can.

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