John Mauve

5y

beating Joe Biden

deleteduser2863

5y

I’m sorry but DONDA DONDA DONDA is an instant delete

DS2

5y

Ok imma need shake to re-record the donda interlude, you can hear her smacking her lips and breathing heavily throughout it

jack bauer BÙĻĽÝ

5y

On a humid Atlanta night, nestled in the hidden corridors of a haunted Masonic lodge, Mike Dean stumbled into Kanye West's makeshift office. It was inhabited by the man himself, a desk of solid gold, and a folding chair for visitors.

When Mike Dean walked through the door, he could hardly speak for acute dehydration.

"Kanye..."

Kanye West looked up peevishly from his daily visit to Hentai Haven. "The hell you want, Mike? You have my mixes, you son of a b****?"

"I haven't slept since June..."

"I ain't want to hear any of your crying!" Kanye pounded his fist on the ostentatious solid gold desk and immediately regretted it. He began to cry himself. "Is DONDA finished?"

"Here you go," Mike Dean said, surrendering his MacBook Pro. "Can I sit down?"

Kanye gave one disgusted look to his old friend before pulling the laptop closer to himself. "No. F*** you."

He pressed play on an Apple Music playlist of the songs and listened to their days of hard work for five seconds. Kanye stopped the first track and gestured Mike Dean to a nearby staircase leading up to the roof, taking the laptop with him.

Below them, they could see Atlanta in all its finery, and its millions of people, some of them still recovering from the DONDA listening party the night before.

Without saying a word, Kanye nonchalantly threw the laptop off the building. Mike Dean watched it hit the ground below and smash into countless pieces.

Kanye looked down upon his friend with disgust. "Make a classic by August 6th or I'm putting you in a home!" One could hear a distant peal of thunder as rain began to fall.

As his longtime friend returned to his office, Mike Dean fell to the ground, alternating sobs and fits of laughter. This was his breaking point. What do you get when you cross a tired, d*** addicted producer with an artist that abandons him and treats him like trash?

Mike Dean had become the Joker, baby.

DS2

5y

Ok imma need shake to re-record the donda interlude, you can hear her smacking her lips and breathing heavily throughout it

CLB Drunk Driver

5y

How would you feel if Kanye started doing TikTok dances

CLB Drunk Driver

5y

How would you feel if Kanye started doing TikTok dances

CLB Drunk Driver

5y

How would you feel if Kanye started doing TikTok dances