I promise you my French toast better than any pancake y’all ever had

The hoes will leave u for him pal

Start slow, make progress with more tongue if she reciprocates. If not, abort mission and run away.

Ya his mom would get too wet if I was on there good thing I wasn’t

Excerpt from the book:

Mouthbreathing, it turns out, changes the physical body and transforms airways, all for the worse. Inhaling air through the mouth decreases pressure, which causes the soft tissues in the back of the mouth to become loose and flex inward, creating less overall space and making breathing more difficult. Mouthbreathing begets more mouthbreathing. Inhaling from the nose has the opposite effect. It forces air against all those flabby tissues at the back of the throat, making the airways wider and breathing easier. After a while, these tissues and muscles get “toned” to stay in this opened and wide position. Nasal breathing begets more nasal breathing.

Sleeping with an open mouth exacerbates these problems. Whenever we put our heads on a pillow, gravity pulls the soft tissues in the throat and tongue down, closing off the airway even more. After a while, our airways get conditioned to this position; snoring and sleep apnea become the new normal.

The Native Americans explained to Catlin that breath inhaled through the mouth sapped the body of strength, deformed the face, and caused stress and disease. On the other hand, breath inhaled through the nose kept the body strong, made the face beautiful, and prevented disease. “The air which enters the lungs is as different from that which enters the nostrils as distilled water is different from the water in an ordinary cistern or a frog-pond,” he wrote.

Healthy nasal breathing started at birth. Mothers in all these tribes followed the same practices, carefully closing the baby’s lips with their fingers after each feeding. At night, they’d stand over sleeping infants and gently pinch mouths shut if they opened. Some Plains tribes strapped infants to a straight board and placed a pillow beneath their heads, creating a posture that made it much harder to breathe through the mouth. During winter, infants would be wrapped in light clothing and then held at arm’s length on warmer days so they’d be less prone to get too hot and begin panting.

All these methods trained children to breathe through their noses, all day, every day. It was a habit they would carry with them the rest of their lives. Catlin described how adult tribal members would even resist smiling with an open mouth, fearing some noxious air might get in. This practice was as “old and unchangeable as their hills,” he wrote, and it was shared universally throughout the tribes for millennia.

the hoes love government workers

I bought a power balance necklace and bracelet once lmao

Trade u an I love b***ies bracelet

dont, women are the devil

Throwback afff

Who said he’s kissing women?

French toast > any other breakfast food

yknow thats actually a fair point

Bad post

This album so good man

Every song a hit

One of the most shameless finesses of our time

waffles

Yeah it’s truly album of life

And it’s just gonna be even better when it drops

incredible stuff, and i only just recently listened to it for the first time

Eggs

Y’all need to stop this anti women agenda itt

Waffles are top 3 worst breakfast foods if we’re keeping it a buck.

I was so absorbed man :(