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First page of baella’s biography Leaked

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You got fired from your job for sexual misconduct to experience the once in a lifetime opportunity of attending a Kanye west album release event.

You drive to Atlanta in your beat up 1994 Toyota Corolla by yourself and drain the rest of your bank account to Chance the Rapper’s cousin

The day finally arrives, you head to the stadium. You sit down by yourself. Kanye is 3 hours late. Midnight rolls around, the lights shut off, and you hear someone start talking on a mic. You can’t see him because you are hiding behind a bush outside.

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After 6 months of periodically checking her Instagram, typing up a DM, deleting it, and going to bed, you finally start hitting it off with the girl of your dreams. You agree to get coffee, and she seems really excited.

The coffee date goes great. She loves the same music you do, watches the same TV shows you do, and she’s a hardcore Christian, so you get to f*** her in the ass for a couple years. After the date, you start driving towards her place, and she says “maybe we can hangout tonight?”

You think about it, and decide to push it off to tomorrow. Kanye’s new album comes out, and you really want to kick back, drink a couple beers, posts some memes on KTT and enjoy the music. No harm in waiting a day, right?

You head home, toss on the stream, and start posting on KTT. As the stream begins, you quickly realize it’s the same songs as the Atlanta stream, in the same order, with nothing added. The album sounds exactly the same. Kanye walks around the entire time, saying nothing. After it ends, Kanye silently goes back into the stadium dungeon, and the stream ends. “Huh”, you think, “that was weird.” Hours go by, and after some vague tweets by Kaycyy Pluto and Consequence, Justin Laboy confirms the album isn’t dropping that night.

You wait around for months, and the album never drops. The girl you went on a date with assumed you weren’t interested, and found a new guy. She’s in love with him, he’s f***ing her in the ass, and you’re sitting on KTT posting memes.

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Lmao no one on this site could even talk to her without stuttering and looking around nervously

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S*** IS LOOKING LIKE A SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

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S*** IS LOOKING LIKE A SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

TheKing18

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S*** IS LOOKING LIKE A SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW

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