DrDreezy

1y

I think its the d****

Maximus

1y

why is nobody just stepping in on this s*** and stopping him from actually ruining his life to the end like why let him do all of this? where tf is his wife?

Himothee

1y

Kanye West sat in his dimly lit apartment, the blue glow of his phone illuminating his face as he composed yet another tweet.

“JAY KIDS ARE RE TARDS, KENDRICK SOUNDS LIKE A RAPIST, DRAKE IS A F****T. IF IM ALIVE NEXT WEEK YA’LL P****”

Send.

Kanye had been on a warpath for weeks, firing off tweet after tweet, antagonizing rap’s biggest stars like a man with no fear—or no common sense. His mentions were a wasteland of crypto scammers and laughing emojis, but he remained undeterred.

That was, until there was a knock at his door.

A hard, deliberate knock.

Then another.

Then another.

Three distinct knocks, from three different directions.

Kanye’s heart pounded. Slowly, he approached, peeking through the peephole.

Standing outside his door, at the exact same time, were three men.

Ty Ty—Jay Z’s right-hand man—stood on the left, checking his watch like he had somewhere better to be.

Hitta J3—Kendrick’s guy—was dead center, hoodie up, arms crossed, looking like a man who hadn’t smiled since birth.

And on the right, squinting at his own reflection in the doorknob, was Top 5, Drake’s unhinged Somali shooter, rocking an OVO sweatsuit like he was in a music video.

For a moment, the three just stood there, awkwardly glancing at each other.

“Nah you gotta be kidding me,” Ty Ty muttered, rubbing his temples.

Hitta J3 sighed. “Y’all here for Kanye West?”

“Yeah.”

“Same.”

Top 5 grinned. “Damn, what are the odds?”

Kanye, still peeking through the peephole, felt his knees buckle. He considered climbing out the window, but he lived on the seventh floor, and he wasn’t that desperate. Yet.

Meanwhile, the three men outside seemed just as thrown off as he was.

“So how we doin this?” Ty Ty asked. “We gon take turns?”

Hitta J3 shrugged. “I got sent first. Maybe I go first?”

“First? Nigga I was already in the building,” Top 5 argued. “I was just downstairs eating a shawarma.”

Ty Ty exhaled. “This is why I retired.”

Inside, Kanye pressed himself against the door, sweating bullets.

The three men continued debating, until suddenly, the door creaked open. Kanye stepped out slowly, hands up, voice trembling.

“Uh… fellas… look, I-I-I didn’t mean nothing by those tweets. It was all jokes, bro. Jokes!”

Ty Ty frowned. “You said Blue Ivy got Down syndrome.”

Hitta J3 added, “And you called Not Like Us trash.”

“And let’s not forget the disrespect towards Big Scorp,” Top 5 said, cracking his knuckles.

The three shooters stepped forward in unison.

Kanye yelped. “WAIT! Before y’all do whatever you’re about to do… what if I delete my account?”

Silence.

Ty Ty considered. “You delete the whole account?”

“G-g-gone. No more tweets. I’ll even throw my phone away.”

Hitta J3 sighed. “Man, I should’ve stayed home.”

Top 5 smirked. “Fine. Delete the account.”

Kanye’s hands shook as he pulled out his phone and, with the grace of a man begging for his life, hit “deactivate.”

The three men watched in silence as the screen went blank.

“Alright,” Hitta said. “You’re lucky. This time.”

Then, just like that, the three turned and walked away.

Kanye West exhaled for the first time in five minutes, knees buckling beneath him. As he slid to the floor, he muttered under his breath:

“Man… I should’ve beefed with J. Cole instead.”

Maximus

1y

why is nobody just stepping in on this s*** and stopping him from actually ruining his life to the end like why let him do all of this? where tf is his wife?

WESLEYS THEORY

1y

Pharrell and Chad are Tyler’s true idols, not Ye.

Beamo23

1y

I'm a Lenny Kravitz stan now

I cannot keep supporting this maniac

Illermatic

1y

where does Ye even go from here

kool2

1y

Did he just sexualize an innocent photo of his own daughter?

Maximus

1y

why is nobody just stepping in on this s*** and stopping him from actually ruining his life to the end like why let him do all of this? where tf is his wife?

Maximus

1y

why is nobody just stepping in on this s*** and stopping him from actually ruining his life to the end like why let him do all of this? where tf is his wife?

nosejabs

1y

its sad that the guy who made yeezus ended up being so stupid that he was able to get brain poisoned by nick fuentes and milo yapalapsoiss

Water Giver

1y

what is someone suppose to do

DrDreezy

1y

Guys is literally sexualizing his daughter shes wearing pajamas bro

Water Giver

1y

what is someone suppose to do

Beamo23

1y

Yeezus was literally him warning us that he was going to become uncontrollably nuts lmao what

gardena

1y

"kim is a s***trafficker" if that were true he shouldnt have a problem with that considering how he supports r kelly and diddy lmfaooo

Water Giver

1y

AND SHOWING A PERSONAL PHOTO HE THINKS IS PROBLEMATIC TO THE WHOLE WORLD

Maximus

1y

why is nobody just stepping in on this s*** and stopping him from actually ruining his life to the end like why let him do all of this? where tf is his wife?

X_X

1y

i know but ye is up there too for him, no shot he isnt ye was the one who tweeted the yonkers video out and gave him props and they got close after and tyler loved his late registration era stuff

Maximus

1y

5150, conservatorship, psych ward, anything