need that congresswoman to cook on the google intern again

That was drake levels of fandom

Ms. paypal is so concerned with zuck

Adapted features LMAO

Tim playing Bejeweled rn

Available Now on the App Store

cannot tell if this is GOAT or WOAT

Akademiks level of Drake fandom *

Mark really wouldn’t last in any urban environment, this man is folding under absolutely no pressure

Tim could shut off everyone’s phones in the room, they better not play

he got covid-20

Tim just on Grindr

"do you copy your competitors"

"no we just adopt their features lol"

......cant lie.... if i was zuck thats EXACTLY what i would do

why wouldnt i keep an eye on my potential competitors

mark stop explaining and just keep saying "i dont know "

Zucc's constant blinking is killing me

Just saying I wouldn’t have mark go hungry in my home

Mf would eat me

I fw bezos

just a reminder youre under oath

god damn

Yourre under oath and we got the documents

aliens

Zuckerburg so funny man.

Literally like giving the most awkward college kid one of the powerful positions on earth

whats even the point of these meetings if they can weasel out of questions lmao. he literally had an email that said he was gonna do something and then flaked on answering about how he did that

They got receipts!!!