Don't hate the player hate the game

S*** I missed it

“if you don’t like my country then leave” vibes from this post

So whats next?

He looks awful these days oh my

I don’t care about Bezos but it would be pretty funny to be him and see people salty about you going up into space

Like imagine looking back down at earth from space , reading the internet complaining about you, and realizing you’re literally above it all

You can imagine all the millions typing away about you on that random space rock

wait hes back already??? tf was the point of this

Imagine looking down on that bright blue green sphere and as the awe of the impossible view hits you, you realize you own that whole thing. You are the richest human among that gigantic planet …. WILD SURREAL S***

This nigga just flew to space and back in a morning ??? He’s just flexing atp

Y’all hating on a nigga cause he took a Uber to space ?

very phallic spaceship

bezos sucks

but you can bet your ass id be in space if i had anywhere close to his money

id hopefully be donating a f*** load too

but yeah id be in space smoking a blunt right now

What about the nap

I don’t know why but i keep thinking I’d watch p*** up there on screen with a window of earth in the background and take a picture of the Moment

Just so history has to live with it

Idk what’s wrong with me

bezos riding a p**** to space is next level small p**** energy

lmaoooo id do the same

You can't have power. The consequences are...too drastic

F***

So he just shot up to space and came right back down?

It’s better for the world I don’t I have Jeff bezos money

I’d do something like buy up all the worlds denim supply so suddenly I’m the only person with new jeans

Forgot to inject himself with fresh infant blood that morning

Just FaceTimed Said it was cool

snooze. woke up before this then went back to sleep bc who cares lol

This the new flex