Saying this about an album that came out when you were pooping your diapers if you were alive at all

1453 people ahead of me I should get decent tickets

8600

queue didn’t budge for a while, but we moving

how much are these tix

10 billion USD

I can see Drake buying the first 2,000 tickets

It would be Drake's way of saying give me 50

lol

get it

lol

51k people ahead of me

Jesus Christ my nigga I’m only at 7k

bro i just joined another queue to see and s*** was 113k

lmfaooooooo

yes mine is 113k

43k ahead of me for Toronto's date lol ok then

lmao boston right. he's gotta add some more shows

im trying for one of the ny nights

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You shall receive VIP Passes.

Privileges include:

Front-row seats in the echo chamber.

Unlimited side-eye for any mediocrity detected in lesser posts.

First access to sugar-dusted commentary reserves.

Eternal bragging rights among glaze-operatives.

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🍰✨ LONG LIVE THE JCLONES! ✨🍰

down to 112k we movin

see above ^

shows lining up

festivals looking right

2026 feeling like one of them years again

Lower level for $200 a pop

like how 2024 started

He might apologize again

Poor Thang

I would like him to apologize to Cam first though

Legends first

VIP was like $800 just grabbed a quick screenshot on mobile @DiamondsFlooded

Go ahead get that VIP

This his last J.Cole tour

You ain't a real fan if you don't do it

Yeah I’m cooked brothers

You won't make your salary this week tho'

Idk what this means since I’m not broke and actually on salary. Try again when you’re doing better in life.

love Yourz