Checkin all these haters like my profit margins on the stock market
I’m at the gun trade market looking for stock options

Copped a couple clips
We swapping hollow tips for bags of zips

The cops pulled up but that bell don’t excuse you
I’m like a school shooter in a movie the way I squeezed through grade school

Danny DeVito when I step out on the streets
Danny Ceballos when I pull out the cleats..

When she’s a Devito in the streets and a Ceballos in the cleats

It’s Saturday, I’m going to the beach like Mr Bean
It’s either that or stay inside doomscrolling, no in betweens
My life’s s***, going to the beach makes me feel something
People watching while quietly bumping Amerie - 1 Thing
Bacteria in the water, no worries, I’m immune
I got that Florida blood, I been thru pandemics and typhoons
The sun is shining on me, like a spotlight on the Truman Show
Tanning reflector looks like it came off the side of a UFO
I need some lotion, SPF 100
Almost got ran over by a pig that was government funded
Looks like a storm’s a comin’, I might just brave it out
But I have my escape plan, if there’s some sort of waterspout
Two seagulls arguing, big seagull comes over and squawks the beef
Sandpipers are cute as f*** they’re my animal of the week

Old connects in my roledex, but-
Truth be told I ain't even over my ex, huh-
Rodney Dangerfield- I get no respect
I'm in the holodeck she still won't swallow it
The fellowship of the ringless
Always think with my p****
Stroke my ego, I think I'm a genius, uh
Men are from Mars, and women from Venus
I'm just flyin thru the space in-between us

ballistic medicine unperfected,
violence prime directive
implemented by the West,
resisting introspection
bred the methods of aggression, foreign and domestic
Pony Express return to sender,
did you get the message? Testing

Bringing you tomorrow, today
D***ensian or Philip K, who can say
Gig work, yes sir, right away
Lose-lose, but it's still pay to play
Broad strokes, legalistic frame
Rock and a hard place, leave or remain
Unwashed masses all the way
Ring in the tub, clog the drain

A bullet will make that s*** critical
A bullet made his life linear and stairs difficult
Bullets enter the body, carve a path pitiful
Flesh cage changed he became liminal
Stuck between planes ephemeral

Standing at the threshold of what’s to come,
the gun grips a man when the man grips a gun
Stuck between the cold earth and a blood red sun
Tiptoeing to the rhythm of a 50 round drum

damn, I came through like the one
it was just me and my crew
went to get some drank
and then I seen you

baby girl, I don't mean to be rude
but like a shot, I hope you go down smooth
ya tellin' me you like a fast car
well, baby, come wit me and cruise

get on top on that groove thang
me & you, we can do thangs
body rockin' like mood swings
let me teach you a few thanggggssssss

Reminds me of this

Goddamn now this is a f***ing throwback and a half

Burn Fetish
Even Shadows Have Shadows

Eyedea was different. Gone too soon

Actual Sherm rap song when

Uh All you niggas b****es no wonder you hoes
I got six fingers all longer than you hoes

Sunmundi writing is the bar if ever I reach it, I’ll hop in the booth

They'd rather reinvent the wheel than master any skill
They'll be the first cats to rap while on modafinil
I could outrap them while drinking camomile
They need to chill, for real- smell the daphodiles!

This my last man stand in Okinawa
They at the Coachella Deuce Gala
They do the chacha, like aha, tada!
And meanwhile I'm doin' samba, walla!
They need a two step just to step proper
Less look ma, more how you do that, papa?

19:23

GOOD MORNING

Don’t wanna get bottom paged

I feel like I'm in high scho'
They wishy washy and follow where that tide go
Why they tryna lie fo?
They rocked Amiris like na-na-na-na-na, oh
I guess it's all a cycle
The s*** bang like Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah bro
It's ladida tho
On to the next like Do Re Mi Fa So

it’s on soundcloud

I speak Spanish so I call her 'Lana the Rey'
I'm coming out harder than 'Hey mama, I'm gay'
I'm coming out cleaner than a car out the wash
You're a freak man, your girl shops at OshKosh B'Gosh

ballistic medicine?
never heard of that i had to google that
you couldn’t find a better rapper than sherm using google maps