i’m off of the gloopy
i’m touching on b***ies
this life is a movie

i'm goth like that w**** mia
she eat meat like a tortilla

friday noon we all be chillin
these cheap w****s they be aldi women
kodak spice the taki vision
y did u download a Nazi image
get her number i copy digits
i jump in like i ollie b****es
that twat should be copywritten
its perfect, made a broad decision
shes hot like she has coffee in it
i bang her stylin doggy wit it
she say daddy can u let mommy hit it
she wanna peg me w long p****es
i let her do what she want, she gifted

I got a message, lemme bring it to talk
charming cuz i got 6 rings on my cock
disarming her when i rizz w the sauce
i ate the sheep, no risotto, fully auto
i pound her like a sign into dirt
when u die u gonna have to sign in to dirt
ur mans a flop he signed to Lil Durk
dollar bill she lining up the perc
im eyeing up her skirt
shes prying off her shirt
what spice said is what i said
on high meds feel the skynet
got a timex, its timeless
low mileage, im conniving
she said try this

bad b**** got zika
did yk pikachu is homophobic?
shock therapy he doin unprovoking
if this is my only moment
i want some pizza
she a D eata, me i yeet, beat her
treated meat a lil deeper
semen skeet she a retriever
im a believer
i c***whenevr i see her
ig thot this wasnt reeler

why does a penis sound small but a COCK sound BIG?
in venus w a thompson pull up w a moscow stick
and we on cloud six
if you aint about it
then you chomp cow d***
in the swamp outfit
with them hot ass t***
im tryna liplock, bad b****
on the block, ratchet
ima stomp b******s til theyre obfuscated
they life on vacation
yeah the alpha skated
its not complicated
y the opps debating?
i got lots of paper
im an honest hater
suck cock like acorn
acorn. acorn.
she turn my worm into a perc
down her throat she uses to jerk
store nut in her like a squirrel
she fill her mouth up w nuts for dinner, she a squirrel
like...🐿

Black keys and the ivory twin
Snuck in the culture like I'm with him
You're on Hot Ones with the Irishman
Glass of milk after the spice kick in

Violent delights, violent ends
Stuck his nose up enough to find his chin
Put the iron to the Titlist
Seal team couldn't find the kid

From the flophouse to the doghouse
Ante up and get the cards out
Poker face with a long snout
Awkafina "what you talmbout"

The wrong number star f***er
Two broke girls in a three way
Called her by the wrong name
Laugh track stuck on replay

i love culture got a black asian latina
with a little bit of white get the party right
and i aint talkin bout no ethnics
no paprika spice but she gets it
im slurrin my words no alphabetic
my d*** stuck to her, it's magnetic

yeah ima starfucker, not a bar lover
unless we talkin bout my art structure
yeah Slayyyter i slay her
f*** her so good i unname her
never maim her, ima brat tamer
a spring breaker, she a d*** taker
ima get paper, she a strip shaker
until the drip tapers, then the years follow
too many weird swallows
im free of style like im TaylorMade
im gettin wild, i aim at drake
then i aim my drac'
let it precipitate
the s*** i say is bigger than the Milky way
dont wanna give the tips away
but you better earn ur happiness
im done with rapping this
wuts good, wuts happenin?

Fell asleep rollin' up for the drive
Tweezin' upholstery, pickin' nugs out her ride
I told her I was sober: I lied
B****, stop at the McDonalds: I'm fried

Hit the apartment, she flappin' gums
What's the minimum word count for some buns
Made myself at home, twiddled thumbs
Be a nice place if laundry day ever comes

rock thas crazy cuz i just folded my clothes
a piercing is when u poke holes in ur nose
lemme focus befo i start flowin about toes
finding motivation can often be quite difficult
depression is a symptom of spice typical
i dont got any tips or advice
stick to your sins and your vices
and you gon win cuz we ridin

Wraparound porch, I'm reclinin'
Dog days with his dogs right beside him
Switch up perspectives when I'm writin'
Dependin' on which mood that I'm in

Gray days, e-ink displays
No eye strain, I like film stock with grain
Lick my finger and turn the page
Every story the same with different names

who is it asking for punitive action
im refusing advances with the stupidest dances
is it u or it's addys, yeah this music is slappin
im grooving & passing in my coupe oh so fastly
dont do no uber for cash, i'm just looting the bags
you looping the tracks cuz my stupendous swag
get a new 'spensive bag just to puke in & laugh
im thru with this rap, ima move to my nap

i smoke weed
you know me
i be where the flow be
pushin P, took a L
call me kodak sLice
cant cut me off
my balls on golf
shrooms in ottawa
almost jumped, freefall
12th floor balcony, recall
them blue meanies
had me too greezy
twas a new feeling
now back to scoop dealing

supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
if you heard rally spazzing is it extra ounce of motion?

i smoke strong on that good weed
my money long and my books clean
wont take a charge im not a bookie
gamble w ur life, u playin hookie
u f***ed up cuz u a rookie
go shoppin blow a bag
i be poppin in the back
i be droppin all this cash
she WAPping with her ass

off that X**** Percocet promethazine with codeine

i just want a freak hoe we get high like nose bleeds

Got a new chick, she thik as s*** but I dont a give f***

got a 23 for you f*** niggas thats talking s*** wassup

im fly as hell, high as hell ok

niggas talk s*** know they tired as hell ok

take breaks!

no breaks from the cake
gotta shake it to make it
or either fake it to make it
she get naked and take it
her anus is famous
like wale it's Painus
she love me like raymond
i land like cayman
make art like a caveman
like y they write Goliath & David?
y am i so impatient?
out of body, mental rearrangement
i came here to collect them payments
now she tellin me she regret she famous
lets end the lame s***
i get a spaceship
i head to Uranus
i ball like Venus
she suck balls & p****

i steal ur girl im stainless
im singing usher raymond
dont give the pigs no statements
i like my pigs in blankets
body bags body bags brutal mutilation
friday is super famous
but i'd rather remain nameless
steal yo b**** its painless
guap gon make it rain b****
spice art like a painting

Not a freestyle but for those who are into short stories and stuff of that ilk, I made a story called Terra Firma. About a hardened survivor and mute boy with healing powers crossing paths and entering a journey within a shattered post apocalyptic, Sci fi ridden world. Feel free to check it out
fictionpress.com/s/3371056/4/Terra-Firma

i got a poke bowl
what rhymes w poke bowl
im serendipitous when i declare her t*** a miss
like girl u skinny
c***get wit me
bobby & whitney
im the bomb in ur city

stopped reading after “not a freestyle”

I’m the shiznit, but I’m not number 2
I’m number 1 like Codename Kids Next Door is my business
Sorry sir, the next floor is where you get your test scores
But in Yiddish
They ask me what I listen to Grad by Kanye West for
I’m ballin like I’m playing for the Washington Mystics, meth w**** biznitch
What’s behind the left door?
Here’s a tidbit.
Take a Bobby pin from the best store and try to pick it
Then strike opportunity like a match or some kind of picket

Your profile pic scares the hoes away
I hope your gay
It’s the only way you getting dome today
Big Pause
Furry b****es touching on my big balls with big paws
And they have to wear big bras
Girl I pick you up anywhere and go everywhere like rickshaw
I used to be in the trap like Jigsaw
Take off b****es clothes like a rocket, I call it Lift Off
When im in that pwussy pwussy I make a thick sauce

put that on the gang & s***
AK what i bang and s***
never fished cod, but im kodak
p**** on salmon, but she know that
u can never ever get ur ho back
i have my space in dat ass like a throwback
b**** i'm irate when i blow racks
im tryna stay rich, take ya b****
make it lit, aint it sick when i play like this
either way mfs getting clapped
mfs getting lapped
aint no catching up to kodak
spice on the mothafuckin track
never lack always pack
got a sack large as top hat
i took that thot back
and she want that
b**** im all that
suck my wombat
you thot gnat

she suckin the tip off
she ruined her lipgloss
spice w the big cock
mfs get the jits rocked
we f*** the b**** raw
we rub the c*** dawg