Olympic medal smooth brain
Gunning for a gold in the iMessage pool game
Couch potato dude thangs
Graduating class of cousins watching Loose Change

Re-rocking britpop,
b**** sit back and let A G Cook
Or else the blick pop,
they shootin! like Nas, I made you look

Stealing my A G Cook punch from one page ago

Japanese pop rock modulating synths
Spiked hair, stiff peaks, two thousand and six
Anime end credits, unfettered bliss
Seven hundred episodes, never-ending riff

I wish I could say that was intentional 😬 and if I liked the post… no comment

Better reading your own work plagiarized than the Longlegs bars that are gonna languish in my Notes app

Powder room stall friends
Sneeze hit the straw now I'm Nic Cage, Longlegs
I see the world through a autism cop lens
Finger on the pulse of these James Wan goth trends

i like my tikka masala over rice

i would have voted for Barack Obama thrice!

This thread was only made like a year and 3 months ago

S/o sherm, was a bunch of weekly threads before he made a go to home for bars

Just ate a burrito
Carne asada with your freak ho
Large pineapple
no water
that what the hittin fo’

Bout to pull my meat out and take a leak ho
wow

I’m in the bay wit it
Not in my bay, San Francisco bih
But I’m out in Oakland s***
Might just pull the scraper out
Pull out all my paper out
Get hyphy and do the shake around
Go dumb on the playground
Bumpin Too $hort on the bridge
Pull up on a bopper like B****!
If she slobber she can hitch
She eatin like Dahmer, s***
That’s what I call a mouthpiece
Nobody really understanding my south speak
I’m outchea no ouchie
Oochie Wally’s in the valley
Feel like 2pac in Marin County
They on my head like a it’s a bounty
Soak up game like I’m Bounty
But don’t drown me
Watching Escape From Alcatraz
On the island of Alcatraz
Gotta get out the trap
That’s why I’m coastin to Mistah FAB
In my Future, YC (I see) racks
Jammin traffic on the Golden Gate
Don’t drive fast the trunks holding weight
And we got tools like Harbor Frieght
We driving North to a colder place
Godspeed, crodie, we on the way to Eureka
With two chicas wearing cheetah
They some bad señoritas
Idle conversation
“Did you know Zaytoven’s from the Bay?”
They didn’t know who that was to my shock and dismay
Don’t make me turn this car around
Ghost ride the whip off a cliff into a small town
It’s like that

down the coast or the 4o5, listening to KOST 1o3.5.
they used to play love songs of yesteryears to get you through your drive.

Bumper to bumper put you in a slumber like mulholland drive

I bob and weave my way past passerbies like frogger with 9 lives

if ever you find yourself mired down in a slump

throw caution to wind, side step the clutch and then dump.

Eastern medicine, Boxer Rebellion
Bulletproof buddha, one can embody their weapon
(Shwing)
I put the point where the armor's connected
Nick an artery, think on it, pause for reflection
(Ding)

just pooped n peed (yuh)
all up in these streets (yuh)
match my freak (yuh)
i jus beat my meat (yuh)

black on both sides OUT NOW

Black on both sides out now
2001 out now
Black Milk out now
How now brown cow?
Let’s have a cipher, a pow wow
Capoeira in São Pau
To the beat of Waka Flocka screaming BOW BOW
I was raised next to the kitchen like bao baos
I knew dog but never heard bow wows
Only keep it a thouwou

Getting lit, know I glow, I’m so luminous
Never wound when you hit with my stick, I’m a humanist
Broke her heart apart, why you buy a crucifix?
She said she starved and her art on some voodoo s***
My gnards get carved, I’m nude as s***
B****! Get me some f***ing Mucinex!
Coughed up all the pins she stuck in my chute and s***
On the block leave em puzzled, no Rubik’s, b****
Glocks warm enough to cuddle, cute as s***
Chop ‘em up to a puddle, oooh that’s it
Lots of war to run em up now, Ruger licks
Rock ‘em up if they up in my house like Gucci did

Open mic Roganite
Laughter at gunpoint, come out to the show tonight
Sobriety's an oversight
Suck the air out the room like venom out a cobra bite

Mini me complex
Soundbite warfare, anything out of context
HGH hog sweat
Man cave pheromone, grandpa cigar stench

Shoutout to Nipsey it’s like I’m repping Slauson
I’m bout to get gay as f*** with Rock Mudson

slipping in dialogue feeling robotic
autopilot but can’t get out the cockpit
i’m shocked as s***
therapy whipped me worse than my pops did
lost in translation myth to me just like the loch ness
tryna fight this yucky tummy sulk
internally it’s still a war to me
and the unity of this mind to be connected is at fault
y’all don’t care about ambition
here i am just wishing i’ll impress the woman of my life with passion
but what’s missing
so now im on a mission to some money
enough she’ll see to wanna take hints from me
then im under her control
already late

And when it’s all faded/
And the summers of 16s is lookin all jaded/ (Drake sub)

smokin packs
way out back
higher than north but i aint west
out in the north with the ducks and goosenecks
suplex whipski dripski in the teslinski
shroomplex duplex perplexed me
like wtf is next b
wtf is reality
i guess its real now you see