Yuzzy

5y

Bro like a kid on Christmas

Undecided

5y

Ded

Just seen this post

Mans is bargain hunting at strip clubs

coldfire

6mo

I brought a stripper back home during my college days. Looking back, she prob just needed a place to crash or wanted to set me up. I was thinking with my cocck and brought her back to my spot. As we’re walking in my buddy who drove us back asks me “do you still have those acid tabs?”
She heard that and went crazy. Started begging me for acid, wouldn’t stfu. She made me show her the tabs, then tried to yank it from my hands. We started light-wrestling, with me just keeping them away from her (they were wrapped in tin foil), until she goes, “if you don’t give me any I’m gonna scream” then runs out of my apartment, starts yelling for help, banging on my neighbors’ door at 3:30 AM. My friend brings her back in and calms her down, I tell him she needs to go and just go to my room. I come back out after 5 mins and their sitting on my couch, my friend has his arm around her and they’re both looking at me, smirking, as if I’ve been cucked. Guy is a massive loser, I tell them to leave.

TITOWORLD

5y

It was so funny. Cus when I was in the club, I was thinking about Jesus, and how he went into the brothel with the girl

Bruh. I spotted her three times. And on the third time, she spoke to me. She told me her name was Infinity.

Bruh, of all the names? And then say later, that's not even her real name? So she just decided to say that s***, to this person, on this day, at this time?

I could've gotten a dance from the other girl. I said no--she wasn't the right one. And I pointed to the girl who was the right one.

And that was the girl who came to me at the end of the night. Her name was Infinity bro.

TITOWORLD

5y

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

coldfire

6mo

I brought a stripper back home during my college days. Looking back, she prob just needed a place to crash or wanted to set me up. I was thinking with my cocck and brought her back to my spot. As we’re walking in my buddy who drove us back asks me “do you still have those acid tabs?”
She heard that and went crazy. Started begging me for acid, wouldn’t stfu. She made me show her the tabs, then tried to yank it from my hands. We started light-wrestling, with me just keeping them away from her (they were wrapped in tin foil), until she goes, “if you don’t give me any I’m gonna scream” then runs out of my apartment, starts yelling for help, banging on my neighbors’ door at 3:30 AM. My friend brings her back in and calms her down, I tell him she needs to go and just go to my room. I come back out after 5 mins and their sitting on my couch, my friend has his arm around her and they’re both looking at me, smirking, as if I’ve been cucked. Guy is a massive loser, I tell them to leave.

coldfire

6mo

I brought a stripper back home during my college days. Looking back, she prob just needed a place to crash or wanted to set me up. I was thinking with my cocck and brought her back to my spot. As we’re walking in my buddy who drove us back asks me “do you still have those acid tabs?”
She heard that and went crazy. Started begging me for acid, wouldn’t stfu. She made me show her the tabs, then tried to yank it from my hands. We started light-wrestling, with me just keeping them away from her (they were wrapped in tin foil), until she goes, “if you don’t give me any I’m gonna scream” then runs out of my apartment, starts yelling for help, banging on my neighbors’ door at 3:30 AM. My friend brings her back in and calms her down, I tell him she needs to go and just go to my room. I come back out after 5 mins and their sitting on my couch, my friend has his arm around her and they’re both looking at me, smirking, as if I’ve been cucked. Guy is a massive loser, I tell them to leave.

LORD Alfredo

6mo

CRINE!

I had a similar setup in Vegas but I ended up donkey f***ing her all night long.

TITOWORLD

5y

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

Pusha P

6mo

OP was more sprung than T Pain could've ever been

TITOWORLD

5y

She is so bad

This is literally the stripper I wanted

TITOWORLD

5y

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

coldfire

6mo

I brought a stripper back home during my college days. Looking back, she prob just needed a place to crash or wanted to set me up. I was thinking with my cocck and brought her back to my spot. As we’re walking in my buddy who drove us back asks me “do you still have those acid tabs?”
She heard that and went crazy. Started begging me for acid, wouldn’t stfu. She made me show her the tabs, then tried to yank it from my hands. We started light-wrestling, with me just keeping them away from her (they were wrapped in tin foil), until she goes, “if you don’t give me any I’m gonna scream” then runs out of my apartment, starts yelling for help, banging on my neighbors’ door at 3:30 AM. My friend brings her back in and calms her down, I tell him she needs to go and just go to my room. I come back out after 5 mins and their sitting on my couch, my friend has his arm around her and they’re both looking at me, smirking, as if I’ve been cucked. Guy is a massive loser, I tell them to leave.

TITOWORLD

6mo

Lmao man. Once every few months I log onto KTT with 15 notifications from this thread

Love y’all man

blissfully

4mo

Man, i'm missing this experience, last one was kinda stink tho

Noir

5y

A stripper.... AND she's the one I wanted? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO F*** inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

TITOWORLD

5y

Lol this is crazy. Ass in my face right now

spongebob

5y

OP PLEASE stay away from d**** and alcohol lmao