thats how a mf get shot!!!!

yeah you know that "theres no way out of this one... youre done for" meme? yeah thats you right now and I'm truly sorry for both you and her bruv

look at it this way man, after a while youll be more happy that you told the truth than keeping it hidden from her. everything in the dark eventually comes to light and ive got some feeling that if you dont then one of your boys will

In on a classic

I tell my ex that she's goin straight for a kitchen knife and goin mike myers on my ass

tell her and brace for heartbreak then deal with what comes after

Not a lost cause. You just gotta step up now or sooner than later

My ex has keyed cars for less. She was the chef between the two of us, she would dead poison me

only way you can make it up is buying her a new one with an honest apology. you just put yourself in some spiritual debt, and if you lie about it, its only going to get worse.

2011 tier troll thread

go do something productive

but like a better one, not an identical. that's psycho actually.

keeping an urn of ashes in a fragile object on a high place like that was a bad idea to begin with tbh

This honestly does sound like a troll thread I won’t even hold you. This actually happened and I’m stressing over it. I debated on even posting it on here but my friends who were there at the time all keep telling me “she’ll never know, just chill.”

Idk I just feel f***ed up about it.

@op also bro not saying you shouldn't feel bad at all but unless she went to a high end funeral home those ashes 1) might not even be her mom's ashes and 2) might even be dry concrete and not ashes at all. seen how sheisty them mfs move first hand

yeah straight up unless theyre your blood brothers who would die for you take that with a mountain of salt. the pressure will either get to them or theyll use it against you at some point ive seen it happen time and time again

a few weeks or months from now dont be surprised when one of them randomly asks "hey... did you ever tell your girl about that?"

What type of vacuum was it and how much of the ashes were you able to get in there without vacuuming anything else?

Damn replacing it with fireplace adhesive is wild

You should tell her

We picked up all the pieces of the vase and then vacuumed up the ashes and little shards. It was a Dyson

Tell her her mum was a whoo-ah

Assuming this thread isn’t an elaborate joke, yea you should tell her

get a pet if you don't have one and when your girlfriend is home but out of the room knock the urn over and blame it on the pet

We have a small dog, but the urn was on the top of the fireplace mantel. So no way she could of reached it lol

Amazing troll thread by op, but in the minuscule case this is real def don’t tell her op. It’s a lose lose

This was the only REALLY bad mistake OP made. Priority #1 should have been getting the ashes off the ground and into another container