bro im screaming reading this thread DONT F***ING TELL HER THESE NIGGAS JUS WANT A CLASSIC THREAD

it b the most innocent posters dropping haymakers ITT

literally the worst option

that lie is too convoluted. rule #1 of lying keep it simple

She doesn't think the same way you do, to her those ashes are literally her loved one and the urn is just a vessel for it. What is real to her is just as valid as what isn't real to you

And if he doesn't one of his boys eventually will and it will be 5x worse.

u do this in the rare case she finds out

Some times in life you're damned if you do or don't, so you'd might as well do the morally correct thing

Suggest to her that she spread the fake ashes asap. Go to the ocean. That way you come off as thoughtful and as a spiritual guide for her to overcome her grief, and the evidence is also deleted. Win-win.

@op you okay man

LMAO

You gotta play this when you tell her

If this true you are 💔 🐶 i pray for everyone sake u trolling lol

I derive a great deal of comfort from this thread on account of the fact that there is no way on earth that this actually happened to OP , and yet it was believable enough to expand my mind to the understanding that things like this actually have and will take place to people around me at the very least , if not to me directly .

With that said , on the off chance that this is real, @OP please let your girlfriend know exactly what happened the same way you described it to us, and know that if for some reason she decides to stay in a relationship with you, you ought to consider marrying her because you would have to be madly in love with someone to even entertain the notion of staying with someone after they f*** up this f***ing badly.

Nigga, I don’t care about how you think this sounded when you wrote it, you need to understand that the way you structured your thoughts in the post im replying to implies that your response to someone disposing of their girlfriend’s deceased mother’s ashes was for bruh to go and buy new ashes. Like, really stop and think about what I just told you. “I was talking about the urn” again, regardless of what you think people were going to take away from reading your comment, that’s not what you actually wrote, and I think you need to take a long and hard look in the mirror and do what’s necessary for you to improve your grasp of the English language

Unbelievable work bruh, do better, seriously

The problem isn’t your original mistake, it’s the way you’re refusing to take accountability for what you did by stacking additional terrible decisions on top of your original awful choices.

You are the final boss of gaslighting, the Tecmo Bowl Bo Jackson of nightmare heteronormative boyfriends, if you will.

I think they're are some things that can't be forgiven that you would just like a reset on. This is one of those

She deserves to have the truth laid out in front of her so that she can make an informed decision whether or not to stay in a relationship with someone who is not only liable but in fact almost assuredly guaranteed to get drunk and high again and do something even worse than this. If we are talking about true emotional intelligence I don’t see how you could come to any other conclusion than that.

Straight to the vacuum is crazy

As a highly respected voice in the spiritual universe, im here to let you know that so far, your prayers ain’t been doing s***. The voices have requested me to use my presence as an influential medium in the community to inform those whom it may concern that op needs to speak up and tell the truth if he even wants to catch a glimpse of the pearly gates, let alone be allowed inside

It entirely depends on how @op girl operates. If she’s the type who’d rather not hear the truth about it because it would destroy her then yea it’s best to just withhold the information. Otherwise, she absolutely deserves to know what happened with her mother’s ashes. I know id be pissed if someone withheld that information from me, but everyone’s different

Funniest/worst part is vacuuming it up :

You prolly coulda got off with like a 2 week probation from her by saying you broke it accidentally but 100% recovered and restored it in the same type of vase

You’re in too deep. Hope your boys are ride or dies and can go to the grave with you

Bojack Horseman ahh plot