She over there thinking she talking to her mom whenever she touches it and it’s just charred remnants of wood

Nah man I’d tell her that’s f***ed

don’t tell her and just keep the guilt

if she knows, she will leave you eventually

this a matter of you f***ing up but the reality gonna hurt more imo. then again, she talking to fireplace ashes and i already know the inevitable

“hey did something change with the urn?” is gonna f*** you up more

good luck king

literally what I thought of when I read that they decided to f***ing
vacuum the ashes and then just dump them in the trash

Now replace the wine with Henny

Op you gotta question your friendships with those involved because they are also some of the dumbest idiots to not question what you all did

Never take life advice, investment advice, or anything like that again

Personally I'd probably cut ties with them all too

This is like one of those teen movies where they drunk drive and then the killer is the guy they thought they killed but he's getting his revenge

Saw X11 but jigsaw is her mom in an urn and she knew you were gonna break that jar and you're playing her game now

Good lucky buddy you're cursed

If she finds out I hope she starts sucking you like that vacuum you used and then chomps down like Kill Bill in 3-5 months long after you have forgotten but remember there's always DNA evidence and your friends all did genetic tests on ancestry.com tik tok mfer

Bro vacuumed up her mother

I feel like after trying to hide it it’s kind of hard to tell her now

Be a man And tell her.

Live with the consequences. But a real man wouldn't lie and hide from this

Ralphie really rediscovered the Trolley Problem. Classic thread

This might be a modern day classic thread

It ain’t that serious. They were all high and op was probably panicking so they did what they thought was best to remedy the situation the quickest, all while under the influence. Getting rid of friends over that is ridiculous, especially since it was ops fault that it all happened

Ok i got it

Tell her u replaced the urn and swept the ashes u could into it

DO NOT SAY U THREW AWAY THE ASHES

Im crying

one of your boys gotta take the fall for suggesting you to vacuum her up. it’s a fair price to pay if he‘s a real friend

this + what i said and you good op

Vacuuming your girls mothers ashes while cross faded is insane

Why'd didnt u keep the ashes man.

Just put yourself in her shoes for a second, please tell her. Breaking the urn is an accident but discarding the ashes and trying to cover it up is some dumbass s***, she deserves to know regardless of how it’ll affect your relationship

flee to mexico brodie