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  • Jul 10, 2025

    Wipe the socials

  • Jul 10, 2025

    go mysterious, launder the rollout money

    do a surprise drop

  • Jul 10, 2025
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    whoop

    I’d fund a technology that would force everyone on the entire planet to hear the album against their will.

    so basically Jay Z?

  • Jul 10, 2025
    Cody

    leak a sextape with me and blackpink

    all of them?

  • Jul 10, 2025
    scHoolboy Oward

    unlimited?

    i’d never release it but keep taking the money and say it’s coming soon

    maybe drop a few singles here and there but never drop the album

    Playboi Carti invented

  • Jul 10, 2025
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY USA

    I would hire the remaining Beatles + Drake for my new supergroup, The Beatles 2

    Nightmare blunt rotation

  • Jul 10, 2025
    Q3D

    No rollout just announce it the week before it drops

    Put all the budget into the music cause zt the end of the day thats the only thing that matters

    imagine

  • Jul 10, 2025
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    Andre Jaquet

    Collab with LV, Rick owens, and Chrome hearts for limited time special pieces that were slated to be the hallmarks of their next season as bundles bundles with my album, I’d have the release tracklist announced at a Super Bowlad, I’d play a single and announce it at a Super Bowl halftime performance maybe,

    I’d do like yeezus with hologram live performance promos in dif huge city centres

    I’d do the scorpion playlist thing make sure I’m paying for the best playlists

    Advertisements in every bus in nyc and LA

    1 on 1 interview with some legend as a passing of the torch thing or just with whoever is seen as my equivalent

    Bot 20-39% of streams, 15% of comments

    On the radar freestyle, pay TikTok influencers for trends and twitter accounts for promo and famous people for ig piromo

    Do the Shop episode , Kai stream appearance, big boi, late night shows ofc where I’m gonna be weird as hell to generate clicks

    I’d def include: Kendrick Lamar, tyler, . Cole, Jay-Z, Carti, future, bad bunny, and Taylor as features even if it was one word

    Prod would include: metro,Tyler, Cardo, Madlib, F1LTHY, wegonebok, alchemist even if they barely did s*** in the song

    6 month rollout with 2 delay fake outs and false promises ramp it way the f*** up on the last month

    gonna be tired of you before even listening to the music

  • Jul 10, 2025
    RareRarFiles

    gonna be tired of you before even listening to the music

    This includes pre and post album release. Maybe take out playlist scorpion and bus thing lol

  • Jul 10, 2025
    Flubber

    I would shoot Netanyahu in the head with a Desert Eagle and then hire Diddy's legal team

    Hire Spike Jonze & Hype Williams to film me leaving the court house with my not guilty verdict

    Thinking a legal team led by brian steel is getting you out of killing one of the - if not - the most powerful jew

    They'll do things to you that have never been done to a human

  • Jul 10, 2025
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    RareRarFiles

    so basically Jay Z?

    Nah I’m tryna beam the sound waves directly into everybody’s brain and s***

  • Jul 10, 2025

    go on hot ones

  • Jul 10, 2025
    whoop

    Nah I’m tryna beam the sound waves directly into everybody’s brain and s***

    audio terrorist

  • Jul 10, 2025

    Honestly, I would print up a bunch of vinyls and "donate them" to Goodwill, and have it sound a lil dated to gaslight people I been in the game for a while

    I would also take vocal/music lessons so I can utilize a singing voice, as well as filming a couple music videos.

  • Jul 12, 2025
    Flubber

    I would shoot Netanyahu in the head with a Desert Eagle and then hire Diddy's legal team

    Hire Spike Jonze & Hype Williams to film me leaving the court house with my not guilty verdict

    post of the year btw.