I’d fund a technology that would force everyone on the entire planet to hear the album against their will.
so basically Jay Z?
unlimited?
i’d never release it but keep taking the money and say it’s coming soon
maybe drop a few singles here and there but never drop the album
Playboi Carti invented
I would hire the remaining Beatles + Drake for my new supergroup, The Beatles 2
Nightmare blunt rotation
No rollout just announce it the week before it drops
Put all the budget into the music cause zt the end of the day thats the only thing that matters
imagine
Collab with LV, Rick owens, and Chrome hearts for limited time special pieces that were slated to be the hallmarks of their next season as bundles bundles with my album, I’d have the release tracklist announced at a Super Bowlad, I’d play a single and announce it at a Super Bowl halftime performance maybe,
I’d do like yeezus with hologram live performance promos in dif huge city centres
I’d do the scorpion playlist thing make sure I’m paying for the best playlists
Advertisements in every bus in nyc and LA
1 on 1 interview with some legend as a passing of the torch thing or just with whoever is seen as my equivalent
Bot 20-39% of streams, 15% of comments
On the radar freestyle, pay TikTok influencers for trends and twitter accounts for promo and famous people for ig piromo
Do the Shop episode , Kai stream appearance, big boi, late night shows ofc where I’m gonna be weird as hell to generate clicks
I’d def include: Kendrick Lamar, tyler, . Cole, Jay-Z, Carti, future, bad bunny, and Taylor as features even if it was one word
Prod would include: metro,Tyler, Cardo, Madlib, F1LTHY, wegonebok, alchemist even if they barely did s*** in the song
6 month rollout with 2 delay fake outs and false promises ramp it way the f*** up on the last month
gonna be tired of you before even listening to the music
gonna be tired of you before even listening to the music
This includes pre and post album release. Maybe take out playlist scorpion and bus thing lol
I would shoot Netanyahu in the head with a Desert Eagle and then hire Diddy's legal team
Hire Spike Jonze & Hype Williams to film me leaving the court house with my not guilty verdict
Thinking a legal team led by brian steel is getting you out of killing one of the - if not - the most powerful jew
They'll do things to you that have never been done to a human
so basically Jay Z?
Nah I’m tryna beam the sound waves directly into everybody’s brain and s***
Nah I’m tryna beam the sound waves directly into everybody’s brain and s***
audio terrorist
Honestly, I would print up a bunch of vinyls and "donate them" to Goodwill, and have it sound a lil dated to gaslight people I been in the game for a while
I would also take vocal/music lessons so I can utilize a singing voice, as well as filming a couple music videos.