I really love everyone here, but sometimes I just feel like I'm sitting alone at lunch. There are all the Drake fans who get to talk about sales together. There are the accounts from 2019 and before who everyone deeply respects. There are the guys in Sports sxn who have intimate relationships with one another. Where do I fit in?

I don't want to be a corny troll anymore. I'm looking for a mentor to show me the ropes. I'm even open to a Hitch style scenario. Like when Will Smith shows Kevin James how to pick up women. You can be my Hitch. Show me how to be cool on KTT.

Just study my every move.

Just post racist dog whistles about how you hate “the culture” and Drake sxn will welcome you with an open throat

u sell bussy?

Errrrrbody my enemy on KTT

F*** everybody. Ain't no buddy buddy round here

F*** being cool

Take that cool s***, make it lame,
take that nerd s***, make it bang
Yeah, you heard us—make it bang
Yeah, you heard me: Make it bang!

you’re late af

Facts lol its like tryna become cool in senior year

Why would you wanna be cool on here this site full of nerds irl

The hitch segment has me howling bro I’m crying laughing 😹😹

"mentor to show me the ropes" 💀

(queue 80's montage of old asian man training OP)

got to get yourself a catchphrase @op

on von

All u need to do is become communist and trans

I appreciate the support from my fellow outcasts and uggos. Means the world!! Hopefully someone cool accepts my offer soon.

that sounds more discord or twitter coded

Ktt is basically just twitter with less women

Everybody a slave, only some are aware
That the government releasin' poison in the air
That's the reason I collect so many guns in my lair
I ain't never caught slippin', never underprepared, yeah
They Shaitan army, they display it proudly
George Bush the grandson of Aleister Crowley
They want you to believe the lie that the enemy Saudi
The enemy ain't Saudi, the enemy around me
There's fluoride in the water, but nobody know that
It's also a prominent ingredient in Prozac (For real?)
How could any government bestow that
Upon people who believe in political throwback?
That's not all that I'm here to present you
I know about the Black Pope in Solomon's Temple (Yeah)
About the Vatican assassins and how they will get you
And how they cloned Barack Hussein Obama in a test tube

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Hand pic to get it started

Don’t try to fit in , f*** these nigahs

It could be worse OP, who could be an account from 2019 that nobody respects

Even worse u could have a 7 page thread of your own music that literally no one has ever replied to

The stuff of nightmares