PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

RareRarFiles

2y

Really good a***ysis, but The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

BlueDream

2y

Maybe you should take some time off from consuming GOT content bruh. Take a deep breath

PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

Millz

2y

daemon missing out on a potential 3some

BlueStepper Gaw

2y

IDK what I was watching

PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

This is a copy pasta from szn 8 of GOT lmaooo its not me.

orangetcovid

2y

them mfs were just h**** like that😭😭

PALESTINE DATTEN

2y

The fact that so many people didn't find this last episode hilariously or depressingly bad makes me pray for nuclear war. I used to think the new Star Wars movies were outrageously dumb, but they're f***ing genius compared to this s***. I guess many of you would be satisfied watching a monkey rimming a goat if it was called Game of Thrones and they added a dragon in the background, because this trash made way less sense. JK Rowling's tweets about which of her Harry Potter characters were gay were better written than this.

The endless number of times Jamie, Sam, and Brianne were going to be torn apart only to be saved by a random scene change, all the characters magically being at the right place at the right time to save their buddies (including full out teleporting into the middle of a battlefield, in Sir Jorah's case), Theon and Jorah fighting off giant armies on their own for thirty minutes, Tyrion and Sansa nodding at each other like idiots for a minute before Tyrion ran out to... what did he even f***ing do?, the random bad zombie movie Arya's scenes devolved into... It was all so stupid and so cringey. But none of it could have prepared me for Arya just randomly jumping from the side of the screen to kill the Night King when his whole army is surrounding him. What the f*** was that? A normal reaction to that scene would be to laugh, but I was too busy s***ting my pants and dying inside.

I was initially going to comment on how bad the directing and cinematic elements were, because it was so hard to see anything or tell what was going on half the time, but I'm actually sad all of the episode wasn't like that. I could have imagined I was missing something less ed.

It's sad to think this is the same show as season one. My theory is that when the show-runners asked George RR Martin what happens in the end, in case they bypassed him, he just told them the dumbest s*** he could think of, and they went with it. That or they're ignoring what he said. For all his shortcomings, there's zero chance he would have come up with something this painfully bad.

It would all be fine if we were collectively laughing at this crap and demanding better, but so many of you don't care anymore. Loving this show is just your religion now, and you'll do it no matter how stupid it gets. This episode proves it.

I'm looking forward to The Winds of Winter. Maybe it'll help me forget what I just saw. Or maybe I'll just scream at my TV like Jon screamed at the dragon, hoping everything randomly goes back to not sucking for me like it did for him. It's not like anything makes sense anymore.

orangetcovid

2y

the kiss wasn't scripted

CRACKASTEPPAVEGAN

2y

What lmaoo say sike rn

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