Had one once when I was a kid. It wasn’t my idea.
He knew how to escape the cage so I’d have to chase this mf through the entire house.
Can’t blame him tho
Eventually he got out and I couldn’t find him until he turned up dead behind the couch.

Saw a girl with a parrot on her shoulder feeding it an emapnada while walking to class. Hipster side of college campuses are so wild.