i cant even rate her shes mad weird

i saw fatboy sse in miami years ago, my boy and i were joking about chain snatching him and this big ass ginger he was with wasn't having it

A few off the top:

Bill Clinton dozens of times (lives in a nearby town to me, hate his ghoul ass but he was always very nice)
Joe Biden (I attended UDel he registered me to vote when I was a freshman on voter registration day. F*** him I hope he burns in hell but of course he was a nice guy— he is a politician)
Fred Armisen- a dream
David Byrne- cool as f***
Bruce Springsteen- dream come true lovely man
Greta Gerwig- nice
Edward Norton- decent
Edie Falco- my fav. Easily the nicest celeb I’ve ever met. A doll. A Saint. Peoples princess. Can’t gush about her enough

I’m blanking I’m gonna go to bed I’m sure I’ll remember more

PARTYNEXTDOOR

I met Rick Ross years ago when I worked at a Sports Authority in South Florida. He came in with a homie/assistant and bought tons of s*** from me, which boosted my sales at a time when I needed it most to get more shifts.

Dude was high as hell and never said a single word lol. He would just nod and the assistant did all of the talking. He even bought all of the scam warranty s*** they made me sell, so he was cool in my book.

totally dude

Realized halfway through lunch at a hotel restaurant once that I was sitting right beside Neil Young

He was playing across the street later that night so it wasn't totally random and didn't actually meet him but he shot me a grumpy Neil look for being audibly flustered which made my year

You met the boss

Yesssir I was 17 and saw him live on Broadway and rushed to the stage door after the show and shook his hand and said thanks for the music and he smiled and thanked ME
I melted
I also met Billy Joel when I was 15 same kinda thing
And made eye contact with Paul McCartney from 3 feet away but didn’t wanna bother him but I kinda wish I did

Bumped into Marlon Brando at a Subway.

Yeah I didn't wanna bother Neil for a photo but I kinda wish I did

Michael Jackson (Black Edition)

Jeff hardy on a indie movie set (nice guy, I was younger working grip and he let me get a picture when he definitely didn’t have to)

Tyron Woodley on the same set

454 and Pig at one of their first concerts

Bunch of Rays/Bucs/Lightning players over the years

Hit Al Horford with one of these and he hit me back

i met allen iverson and he was cool

In Miami designer district, I saw tee grizzley, babyface ray, and destroy lonely within a 10 minute period

Met Joakim Noah at the airport. He was nice to the few people that approached him, and an acquaintance went to talk to him personally and say, "I'm a big fan." Joakim promised him to give him his shoes, but then he started to argue with Air Canada staff and went inside without giving the dude his shoes

I saw some other sports players (MLB, NHL, NBA, etc.) that'd come in and out, but I didn't recognize them all, nor did I really want to approach them. Unfortunately I don't recall musicians, politicians or actors besides indie/underground artists that no one would really care for.

This is funnier tho: my mother met Charles Barkley at a restaurant, and he was drunk out of his mind. He hit on my mom and tried to flirt, and then a bit afterwards he was like, "Where are the white women?!" This was 80s NJ/Philly

I've accidentally met the old queen of my country when she was trying to evade the crowd at an event. I was also avoiding the crowd, together with 2-3 family members. We were in this big room with noone else in it. Suddenly the door opened and there she was, along with her security. Shook my hand and all. My autistic nephew was too busy reading the donald duck to listen to her, look up, or shake her hand.

Didnt he die in like 2002

Saw Kevin smith yesterday.

No.

Met Earl Sweatshirt at McDonald's lmao