Dec 7, 2020Last night at work I laughed so hard that I snorted and kept snorting for like thirty seconds in front of my coworkers and one of them called me a piggie
Dec 7, 2020
NiggamortisMan, when I was in middle school, I needed a haircut and my older brother who lived with me at the time convinced me and my mom to let him do it. It was supposed to be a normal caesar cut (2-3cm) because I had a small fro (previously had a taper cut).
As soon as he started, he went too f***ing far and there was a hole straight to the scalp. I had to get all of my hair cut off and be bald for like 2 months.
My first period teacher even said "are you cold" when I walked into the class man f*** that b****
LMFAOOOOOOOO
Dec 7, 2020
Orpheusi can't remember this but apparently i once pulled up to a function and one of my friends roasted me so bad that i had to leave
That s*** was traumatic u blocked it out lmao
Dec 7, 2020
Marcus is Dust“Yooo! What’s good everybo—“
“—Boy get that whack ass haircut, mismatched clothes lookin ass....”
Dec 7, 2020·2 repliesEmbarrassed myself countless times during school presentations
- Dec 7, 2020Niggamortis
Man, when I was in middle school, I needed a haircut and my older brother who lived with me at the time convinced me and my mom to let him do it. It was supposed to be a normal caesar cut (2-3cm) because I had a small fro (previously had a taper cut).
As soon as he started, he went too f***ing far and there was a hole straight to the scalp. I had to get all of my hair cut off and be bald for like 2 months.
My first period teacher even said "are you cold" when I walked into the class man f*** that b****
Literally a day before our matric farewell (prom night) I decided to cut my fro and get a fade. I go to the nearest barber in my neighbourhood and we chatting up and I feel like its gonna go well. He ends up cutting too much and decides to take the whole thing off to level it, nigga literally starts giggling afterwards f***ing mf. Worst part, I sent it to our friend group and asked "what do you guys think" and my closest homie replied with "LMAOOOOOO" literally bro
but it was all good it worked out cause I had a baddie to my side yfm 
- Dec 7, 2020
Damn that sucks fam
- Dec 7, 2020the end
Embarrassed myself countless times during school presentations
But I always saved them by making the hella class by trolling in my presentation like using long ass transitions for everything
or just saying wack s*** - Dec 7, 2020·2 replies
In 8th grade I was in drama class (but it was lit cause my best friend at the time was there) but for our final we were split into two groups (class was like 14 students) and we spent like a whole month or two practicing a skit we created ourselves. When I learned we had to perform it in front of half the school, I saved myself from being humiliated by just skipping school
Eat s***
Took the F
- Dec 7, 2020·1 replythe end
In 8th grade I was in drama class (but it was lit cause my best friend at the time was there) but for our final we were split into two groups (class was like 14 students) and we spent like a whole month or two practicing a skit we created ourselves. When I learned we had to perform it in front of half the school, I saved myself from being humiliated by just skipping school
Eat s***
Took the F - Dec 7, 2020·1 reply
You ask yourself that question all the time bro, calm down
- Dec 7, 2020·1 replyPNW
I could not perform that garbage s*** we wrote.
- Dec 7, 2020·1 replythe end
I could not perform that garbage s*** we wrote.
Can't believe you were willing to take the F instead
Dec 7, 2020·1 reply
- Dec 7, 2020·1 replyPNW
Can't believe you were willing to take the F instead
It was just middle school
i knew an elective class wouldn’t mean s*** to me or have an impact on my life - Dec 7, 2020the end
It was just middle school
i knew an elective class wouldn’t mean s*** to me or have an impact on my life Ah I understand now, not worth the embarrassment then lol
- Dec 7, 2020
Don’t wanna talk abt it
Dec 7, 2020first week of 8th grade i was in the back of class leaning back on my chair - i fell backwards and hit the rim of the small metal trashcan at the back of the room with my neck. my head went inside the whole can. My neck hurt bad and the whole class laughed hard as s***. This one kid was laughing really hard and came to help me up. I felt like s*** and wanted to cry.
a month later this girl was like "oh youre the kid who fell in the trashcan"
Dec 7, 2020Never posting agaiPublic display me, shame me, babeeyyyy
To be drained is to have been publicly humiliated at some stage