They already found the cure

I recommend we start rumors with horse semen

Yes, it turns out the cure is sucking d*** if your a woman, or eating p**** if youre a man

I’m cooked💔

yea im deadasf

Either this is another swine flu or we are all completely f***ed

Im guessing the former

This mid a pandemic yet?

at least it's not the woke virus 😂

Open the gates nigga

lockdown pt 2

i don’t think s*** will happen because nothing ever happens

but i remember like a month before covid shutdowns started my comp sci professor told the class he was worried about the virus and i thought he was out of his mind

Crazy thing is this mfer had to google what soothsayer mean

non binary people are f***ed

Lmao facts

I realize that it leaves out gay/nonbinary ppl i apologize to anyone i offended i am not phobic

wait one of those states my state, does that mean a person who was on the ship is here right now?

History repeats itself.

Bruh I live in Arizona and gotta fly back to see my fam in Virginia in like a week smh

Hopefully this doesn't spread too fast I just copped Olivia Rodrigo floor tickets for January

she got it

So that's what the mayans meant. The cause of the end of the world would be announced in 2012

They didnt know how to write Twitter on those tablets

F*** it, I hope this spreads and just bulldozes them idrc anymore

I feel the same way
The idiots got lucky that covid was a poke compared to something like this that's like getting hit by a truck