op one of the last if not the last of the elite trolls on this site i respect it

Didnt she not pay rent at one point? You shouldve gotten a smaller place. Good luck tho.

step one: teach the 8k parrot to sing
step two: make the 8k parrot sit through extensive spotify listening sessions so b**** can learn all the songs
step three: sign up for bird olympics or whatever the f*** it's called
step four: bird wins emmy for best voice(adele or taylor swisft)
step five: get the parrot stolen by some guy while going bankrupt or some s***?
step six: post about it on ktt
i believe in you OP i'll be waiting here

Nope, we did not lose it. Obviously there’s only a few places it could be because of its size.

Read next time dumbass

Pic of house to proof you’re not lying?

He she got no shame

Somebody offer me Gatorade I’m definitely thinking they sweet and leaving with something

F*** that i want to see pics of this mom character to assess

I dont know op but he LYING

you think they gone be like “ight bet nigga we stole it here you go“

Tell the fios guy you know he stole it, you got it on tape. If he won't admit it, tell him you made a mistake and you thought you were talking to the costco guys. Then call the costco guys and do the same. If nobody admits it, call the supervisors

the fact this got no likes is crazy im over here howling at this s***

WE GOT HIM ON VIDEO

Upload that s***

holy s*** LMFAOOOOOOOO

My neighbor got him on his security cam facing his driveway. Ima try to block out the license plate

Which one!? Costco or fios?!

😭😭😭😭😭😭

3hrs later 😒

Costco

Social Darwinism.

Not good you got robbed “again” you gonna have to do sumn bout dat

This op???

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