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If I'm God time moves different for me, past and the future happening at the same moment

I'd probably be selfish as f***. Bring back loved ones. Help groups of people I myself feel connected to.

I'd somehow show myself. To show people on Earth I'm real.

Good point. Trying to apply a limitation like Earthly time was stupid.

I'd stop terrible events from happening.

Kill everyone that has done me wrong

Be nice

PANGEA 2 !

Tell myself not to get bangs

give dolphins arms and legs

It’s my universe, it’s a game

I'd create a device that would allow humans to access my divine wisdom even after I lose it

op changed the title so this answer doesn't make sense ^

make it so i can stay up as late as i want

actually never mind i'd fix this dude's back

give everyone 3 wishes vouchers

Would be on Thanos time until I create utopia

I would give Travis Scott his flowers

Been doing that as mortal ain’t work out

I wouldnt do anything at all lol f*** you

would you kill them in a flashy way or just snap em out of existence

Perfection doesnt need fixing

You really think if you were a god (astagfurillah) that youd have the same human comprehension?

I wouldnt be asking no questions cuz id know the answer

Cause he obviously f***ed it the first time around

Well, in certain religions this isn't the first time around.

Everyone want to be God, except God, he want to be like us.