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  • Apr 17, 2023
    CutiePieHole

    Real ones remember his dads twitter likes

    spill

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    It’s performance art. Either U get it or you don’t.

  • dawn 😹
    Apr 17, 2023
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    scHoolboy Oward

    i beg your pardon ?

    Not a cat

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    dawn

    Not a cat

    It's obviously a squirrel

  • Apr 17, 2023
    rastafire

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/frank-oceans-father-my-son-is-scam-artist-and-a-hypocrite-117407/

    his dad tried to warn y'all

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    dawn

    Not a cat

    doubling down. i like it.

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    I bet if they do livestream next week and it all runs a bit smoother everyone's gonna hype the performance lol

  • not a cat

  • dawn 😹
    Apr 17, 2023
    Q3D

    It's obviously a squirrel

    Thank you

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    So the show was bad?

  • dawn 😹
    Apr 17, 2023
    scHoolboy Oward

    doubling down. i like it.

    Thank you YOU DID THIS

  • Apr 17, 2023
    rastafire

    https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/frank-oceans-father-my-son-is-scam-artist-and-a-hypocrite-117407/

    his dad tried to warn y'all

    Art is only a scam when its bullshit lol

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    best poster

    So the show was bad?

    No it was great lol frank just asked everyone to say it was bad for the sake of performance art

  • Apr 17, 2023
    dawn

    Puppy

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    DJ Crystalmess had been preparing her set for weeks/months

  • HOMER in stores now!

  • Apr 17, 2023
    best poster

    So the show was bad?

    It was performance art. Some people get it, some don't.

  • dawn 😹
    Apr 17, 2023
    yesac

    DJ Crystalmess had been preparing her set for weeks/months

    DJ CrystalMeth

  • Apr 17, 2023
    doot doot

    It’s 11:30pm PST and Frank hasn’t come out for his show slated to start at 10:00PM

    “There’s no way this guy would just not show up to the concert he made millions of dollars off of right”

    More time passes, nothing, for some reason there appears to be an ice rink leaking water and making the grounds completely muddy

    Your new Nike ID blazers you got custom made for the show are ruined

    Suddenly, thunderous bass, vocals from the heavens

    “Omg, he’s finally here, this has to be little demon right”

    “I think I started something / I got what I wanted / Did-didn't I can't feel nothing, superhuman / Even when I'm f***ing, Viagra popping”

    Oh it’s just novacane, wait, this isn’t even live, he’s just dancing to the mp3 of the song, wait I can’t even see him, where is he

    *Alright, now imma play yall some new s****

    the crowd goes insane, suddenly you hear jersey club music, finally, frank dance/house music, this is what weve all been waiting for

    "These b****es want Nikes"

    frank cuts off the remix 30 seconds in, you look up and a 6'8 security guard is twerking like ice spice up against the stage

    "Sorry guys curfew hit, the show is over, thank you!"

    everybody rushes to the exits, you are shoulder to shoulder with thousands of other sweaty, high, disappointed fans

    you are stuck in a crowd for so long that you s*** and piss your pants and find your car's tires were slashed in the parking lot

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    Sunroof

    unironically hates his fans, the people around him, the workers he hired for this show

    f*** this guy fr

    in all seriousness this is what gets me. someone renowned as a "humanistic songwriter" and an "empathic voice of a generation" doesn't give a f*** about the laborers that have to do painstaking work to set up the bullshit he childishly wanted to see if Coachella would give in to. forget cutting the livestream (even though this is also pretty inexcusable) or satisfying normie fans for a second. that is tier 1 narcissist s***.

    living the sheltered life of a rich egomaniac really dries out the soul, which is, you know, the thing you need to make beautiful humanistic lyrics and songs lol. no wonder he has nothing new to present aside from rearrangements of existing songs. i still find it kinda funny tho lol

  • Apr 17, 2023
    Misfit

    It’s performance art. Either U get it or you don’t.

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    Q3D

    No it was great lol frank just asked everyone to say it was bad for the sake of performance art

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    why pull the plug on the ice rink and stream so late i dont get it

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    LaFleur

    What a cheeky b******

  • Apr 17, 2023
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    supermodel
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    in all seriousness this is what gets me. someone renowned as a "humanistic songwriter" and an "empathic voice of a generation" doesn't give a f*** about the laborers that have to do painstaking work to set up the bullshit he childishly wanted to see if Coachella would give in to. forget cutting the livestream (even though this is also pretty inexcusable) or satisfying normie fans for a second. that is tier 1 narcissist s***.

    living the sheltered life of a rich egomaniac really dries out the soul, which is, you know, the thing you need to make beautiful humanistic lyrics and songs lol. no wonder he has nothing new to present aside from rearrangements of existing songs. i still find it kinda funny tho lol

    Capitalism 😍😍😍