we aren’t trying to alienate everyone..

man see this is why i hate french canadians

you from mtl?

hell no, france 🇫🇷

everytime i meet french canadians it’s the same thing, they make up weird stuff (a “bicycle with gas”, really????) and say they’re the true french

i see, im from mtl but im anglophone

i've been to france a few times and quebecois french is fr a whole other sub language compared to european french

Mais G vous disez que c’est francophone et vous parler tous anglais mais merde. Aussi f*** le Québec ils parlent le français sale.
Montreal c’est la meilleure chose au Québec après ça c’est la merde totale

Quebecois french is garbage s*** redneck french. I’m from MTL too and man its trash. F*** Quebec with their insecurities about a language when they can’t even speak it properly

U CAN SAY THAT AGAIN

i struggle having even a casual conversation with them

we say “ça va bien?” for “how are you?” they say “ça va tu bien?” which is like “how you are you?” like bruh, you already lost me

mais ui on peut parler français ici si tu veux oklm mais ça va faire fuir les curieux

Je cassais les couilles G

just wait till you one of them says kesspace to you

tabarnacle

never heard that one yet

Québécois French actually is very close to medieval French:their accent evolved from old French if you will

Plus, 16th century, French poets (from France) started a movement to have a more beautiful language like the Italians who were leading in poetry, culturally, with their style (ie: sonnets)

add to that the institution called " académie française " (established in 1635) which regulates the French language

It's a council that defines what goes in the French dictionary (words, definition and pronunciation) : they dictate what is French and what is not

Here's a clip from a show called vikings, based in the middle ages

listen to how this princes of "Frankia" speaks.... This is how, what we today call parisians, spoke back then (keep in mind that this show is written by historians, although containing fiction for the storyline, they tried to be very accurate with historical aspect of the show)

In conclusion, they speak their French properly

Tu vas tu bien mon cheum

aaahhh ma blonde monte sur ma bicyclette a gaz, ostie d’calice ‘lo

Putain...

me fait pas peter une coche!!!

this how me and 3/4 sext 😳

Keep going

Let's not start infighting between francophones itt cuz this s*** can get ugly real quick...

there’s not enough of us on ktt we gotta stick

especially when there’s ppl already bullying us out of ktt

Sex.

c'est rendu que le rap francais utilise le slang de mtl ca me dead trop des anglicismes a chaque 2 bars loool