How long is too long to go down on a girl? My love for eating p**** and a*** tongue f***ing (I'm nasty TBH) is a little too much at times I feel. A lot of times I'd turn down a bj and exclusively wanna go down for 45-1hr of having my face thrust into a soaking wet p**** along with the feeling of no escape as her legs are clinching my head while I grip onto her bone thin waistline and hold her in place as she's squirms uncontrollably, wrist slapping the bed as she's belly dancing and hula hooping her hips.
Basically I love giving head as I discovered my first time doing it and she f***ing loved it as I a beginner, had somehow managed to do own tongue patterns from flat licking to stiff, fast to slow, flicking and twirling in circles, moaning s*** and grunting like a starved bear as I'm unleashing the inner primal wild outta her.
Last night I was looking for some p*** of the not gay variety. Obviously gay p*** is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl p***. But I realized that features a guy, with a p****, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay. So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far. I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises: 1) a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay 2) a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some d***, that’s gay 3) a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t k now it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay 4) a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. Not an improvement. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again. So I got into specifics. What if it was girl on girl, and the premise was at least one of the girls was just bi-curious, and not actually fully lesbian? Well, in that case, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and furries are gay So how about a girl soloing? Well that’s a girl touching girl bits. Lesbian and gay. My conclusion is that the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate oneself of sexual desire at all, and become an asexual. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
Thanks I really needed this Ted Talk
Where is @Emperor_Penguin? Haven’t seen that guy in a while
Where is @Emperor_Penguin? Haven’t seen that guy in a while
He posted a pic of a girl biting a guys d*** in a Frank Ocean thread
this is why he was snubbed smh