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This is one of my favorite jokes ever

the one good part was the little girl bonking her head off then showing the decaying head the next morning. but the story and everything else was f***in stupid.

Light chuckle worthy

When people bring it up in the same sentence as Eggers

I dont remember everything about that joint but thought it was decent. People toting it as a horror classic I dont get but w/e. Still want see that Midsommar which is p divisive.

you know i have zero patience but eggers manages to suck me in and get me invested in his slow burners. hereditary dude just feels like a tryhard.

Hereditary and Midsommar both way better than that Lighthouse trash

i just realized is that squall from FF8 in your avatar?

Yep Ari Aster just isn’t that good of a writer. Midsummer was only slightly better imo..

Enjoyed Lighthouse but yeah I prefer those two, especially Midsommar.

just watch the shining and friday the 13th. so many of these new horror directors are b****es.

na, does it look like him tho? i never played 8 so idk. my avy is Chrollo from Hunter x Hunter

I still found Hereditary to be one of the few genuinely scary movies I have seen in my 20s

Ok nutless

Eggers is one of the most gassed up filmmakers I have ever seen. He's not quite Denis level in that regard, but god damn he might really get to that if his movies keep just being above average and being called a masterpiece of its genre.

what was scary about it? lol

i liked the Witch so it’s not like i hate Eggers, but yeah i just find Aster’s pretty provocative brand of horror more entertaining than the slow burns that Eggers makes. Lighthouse was just too f***ing much lmao

Not nearly enough hyperbole been applied yet

I found its slow paced tension and lack of need for most jump scares (instead often just including the freaky part of a jump scare silently in the frame) to be very unnerving at times

not yet, but with how the witch and lighthouse have been getting praised, I feel like he is going to start getting called the next Kubrick soon

The Witch is so good