Bizzle

4y

I don't think that gap really gets bridged very often at all any more

rvi

4y

the zoomer influx is desperately trying to latch on to the something and feel like part of a moment

theyre pretty good too

rise zero

4y

"Away from You washes up on a post-apocalyptic beach, pushed by the rabid frothing waves of Boris' rigid drone metal into the sinister arms of their chthonic collaborator. Oddments of human-sculpted metallic shrapnel dot the black ashen shores, and as the shadow of Merzbow looms larger and darker over the coast, these scattered shards of buckshot come alive and slither along the volcanic sands to pierce flesh and skin. Even the once-catchy To the Beach has been taken under the flesh-eating poisoned machetes of the noise titan and battered into submission as if put through the meat mincer at a slaughterhouse in the underworld."

Reviewers that write like this are so dumb. talk like a real person you a******

internet buddy

4y

He was early 30s, like Future

Elric

4y

Ancient compared to every one else making rock and roll. Several years older than Fats and Bo and like ten years older than Elvis and Buddy etc.

Elric

4y

Dang y'all actually got me on 2/5 already

internet buddy

4y

Is Yard Act one of them?

internet buddy

4y

Which is why he had to be a level above all of them

Elric

4y

I mean this is kind of how I would picture some of the geekier larpish metal heads to self monologue

Elric

4y

assume you just forgot about Ed Sheeran

rise zero

4y

Geeky pretentious metalheads are the worst. Go listen to Tool and shut up.

Elric

4y

He's basically writing heavy metal fan-fic and sounds like a tremendous nerd so I'll allow it geeks gotta be able to geek out. Especially this type or they might go trenchcoat mafia.

rise zero

4y

Literally drinking an iced coffee from Starbucks right now though so I guess I can’t talk too much s***

rise zero

4y

Geeky pretentious metalheads are the worst. Go listen to Tool and shut up.

rise zero

4y

Lol they’re generally harmless and I can look past it as long as they aren’t the elitist gatekeeper types. That guy probably wrote that review from a Starbucks.

Elric

4y

Been reading a ton of archival interviews and stuff and alot of people already thought they were square by 1966 and some of the early fan/peer reactions for Pet Sounds were not glowing. Jagger had a particularly brutal interview in '66 where he let Dennis have it for being a s*** drummer

Jerry Electricity

4y

I’m a Tool fan but god they gotta have one of the worst fanbases to ever exist

drjdeponytail

4y

Dennis himself would have been the first to tell you he was a s*** drummer 🤷🏻‍♂️ iirc their dad pretty much forced him to to start playing cause they needed a drummer

Elric

4y

And an actual surfer

Elric

4y

You f***in b**** didn't all the Scandinavian psychos prove that keeping it all the way real as a metal head can go a little wrong let them drink fraps

drjdeponytail

4y

I saw an old interview where Mike Love was asked about surfing and had to quick think up some bs answer

Jerry Electricity

4y

I’m a Tool fan but god they gotta have one of the worst fanbases to ever exist

rise zero

4y

I've only met one in real life. Guy kept talking to me about Tool because he knew I liked metal. Said he had a box of Maynard's wine at home.

I just sat there high like