Told y’all. Incoming tax write off

this is just like when Czar Alexander II's train derailed in 1888 and killed 23 people, because Alexander was drunkenly demanding the engineer go faster and when the guy explained that's not how trains work Alexander accused him of being a Jew

Great minds think alike.

Looks like he (?) got the wrong Czar however

i never got the chance to buy a blue check

lol

This could have been avoided if he didn’t mess with the verification badge in the first place

The guy who tweeted that rn

Just absolutely f***ing stupid decision from Elon Musk. Anyone with half a f***ing brain, critical thinking skills could see this coming from a mile away.
I bet all the product designers were just like and he's like "IMPLEMENT IT!"

If I were working at twitter I would GTFO, he's going to bankrupt the company

Remember when Elon made his employees work on around the clock on a tight schedule to roll out Twitter Blue? I hope his employees do

This nigga Elon a dumbass

Tumblr's response

Elon Musk has bought Twitter (Twitter closed)

No f***ing way

I support twitter blue now sorry for doubting Chairman Musk

Real af

Hilarious

They gonna actually have to work now instead of drinking coffee and eating at the company cafe and posting about it on tiktok

holy s*** the work-around in his name lmfao

honestly might be happy elon bought twitter at this point...the "left" has never made me laugh anywhere close to this hard before lmfaoooo