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  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    I ain’t posting that s*** bruh I got my ass beat

    JUST F***ING CLAPPED HER WITHOUT HEALING HOLY S***

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Chilla

    Some first impressions of Elden Ring by me who's never played a Dark Souls-type game before:

    • Gameplay, movement and combat feels slow and clunky
    • Obviously you die a lot (which these games are known for) cus a lot of the enemies are on steroids and it doesn't help that the combat is so slow and clunky
    • The world (so far) looks pretty nice I guess

    I've been playing for maybe 5 hours in total and it's more because I'm trying to give it a shot, but so far I don't find it particularly fun. Not a big deal though, I bought the game with the intention of trying something new and seeing if I like it. I've given a lot of new games a shot over the past few years since the Switch launched. Some I ended up loving, some I played once and then trashed. Lots of people were talking about Elden Ring online so I got curious and was bored so I pulled the trigger. Perhaps I will get into it more, but right now it's just me wandering aimlessly picking fights, hoping to see something cool and praying that whoever I'm picking a fight with isn't a mad man who's going to make me die over and over again.

    your build is slow and clunky not the combat

  • Mar 15, 2022
    Banana Clip

    Yeah they’re after the capital. The blood river is before the capital though 👀

    oh okay bet, i was scared i was at the end but i know who the final boss is now

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    rami

    your build is slow and clunky not the combat

    I'm a level 9 or 10 Vagabond. Any tips?

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Chilla

    I'm a level 9 or 10 Vagabond. Any tips?

    Make sure your equipment load says medium or light. Heavy load makes your dodge rolls slower (called a fat roll) and is really crippling. Vagabond starts off fat rolling cause they have 2 weapons and heavy armor equipped.

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Soulo

    The only difference is you never scale well in the mountaintop of giants.. I was level 150 going through there and everything was 2 shotting me and taking no damage lol

    But that just means you probably wasn't scaled well there. A level doesn't mean anything in souls games. You could be 150 and still be killed by mobs in older dungeons. It's all about armor sets and weapons stats.

  • Mar 15, 2022
    rise zero

    Make sure your equipment load says medium or light. Heavy load makes your dodge rolls slower (called a fat roll) and is really crippling. Vagabond starts off fat rolling cause they have 2 weapons and heavy armor equipped.

    Thanks for the info. I'll look into that. Didn't know my equipment could impact the slowness/clunkiness.

  • Mar 15, 2022

    Mohg with quality build is so fun in ng+ 🤯🤯🤯

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    JUST F***ING CLAPPED HER WITHOUT HEALING HOLY S***

    Ok I technically healed once not counting the healing after mimic but still…
    BIG CHEESE THAT QUESO

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    this is easily the best game of all time

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    Ok I technically healed once not counting the healing after mimic but still…
    BIG CHEESE THAT QUESO

    https://vimeo.com/688457764?ref=em-share

    dam I should post my vid later, I had it rough as f***, I don't usually spam the moonveil katana skill but I had to during the 2nd phase cause she is aggressive asf during that

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    redtruth

    dam I should post my vid later, I had it rough as f***, I don't usually spam the moonveil katana skill but I had to during the 2nd phase cause she is aggressive asf during that

    The blasphemous blade skill OP as s*** it would knock her down every time if she wasn’t in an attack that gave her infinite poise

  • Mar 15, 2022
    Banana Clip

    The blasphemous blade skill OP as s*** it would knock her down every time if she wasn’t in an attack that gave her infinite poise

    Yeah I can see that, she barely moved fam

  • Mar 15, 2022
    rami

    your build is slow and clunky not the combat

    dude is lvl 10 and fat rolling talking about “everything about the gameplay is slow and clunky”

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    scoop

    this is easily the best game of all time

    Na bruh slow and clunky

  • Mar 15, 2022
    Water Giver

    Sounds like u got no vigor

    F

    I got just over 700 health. Enough for a quick mimic

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Banana Clip

    Ok I technically healed once not counting the healing after mimic but still…
    BIG CHEESE THAT QUESO

    https://vimeo.com/688457764?ref=em-share

    Post stats. I was using that sword mainly before I respec'd. Didn't think about spamming the Ash though

  • Mar 15, 2022

    Magic really is easy mode

  • Mar 15, 2022

    NO MORE MIMIC JOIN ME BROTHERS!!!!

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    Ultima

    But that just means you probably wasn't scaled well there. A level doesn't mean anything in souls games. You could be 150 and still be killed by mobs in older dungeons. It's all about armor sets and weapons stats.

    Armor has literally not mattered at all since DS1 and barely DS3.. I promise you right now I was blasting through the entire game no problem until I hit that area. It’s severely unbalanced regardless of what you think about “not scaling well”. Just do a quick google search of “Elden Ring late game” and you will see hundreds of posts on every forum talking about the issues of the late game areas, it’s not a “scaling” issue, it’s a the QAs didn’t give a s*** when they were testing Moutaintop and Farum and just said it’s fine issue lmao

    You’re not supposed to get wopped by mobs/bosses or enemies in general in 2 hits with almost 2000 HP..
    You shouldn’t be absolutely destroying everything in the entire game and then cone to an almost complete standstill and barely do damage to enemies in another area just because it’s “late game”. I platinumed the game, it’s easily the best game I’ve ever played but i’m not gonna act like the ridiculous balancing is a “not scaling well” problem when this kind of stuff never existed in the other games.

  • Mar 15, 2022

    Just absolutely merked renalla lmao

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    Soulo

    Armor has literally not mattered at all since DS1 and barely DS3.. I promise you right now I was blasting through the entire game no problem until I hit that area. It’s severely unbalanced regardless of what you think about “not scaling well”. Just do a quick google search of “Elden Ring late game” and you will see hundreds of posts on every forum talking about the issues of the late game areas, it’s not a “scaling” issue, it’s a the QAs didn’t give a s*** when they were testing Moutaintop and Farum and just said it’s fine issue lmao

    You’re not supposed to get wopped by mobs/bosses or enemies in general in 2 hits with almost 2000 HP..
    You shouldn’t be absolutely destroying everything in the entire game and then cone to an almost complete standstill and barely do damage to enemies in another area just because it’s “late game”. I platinumed the game, it’s easily the best game I’ve ever played but i’m not gonna act like the ridiculous balancing is a “not scaling well” problem when this kind of stuff never existed in the other games.

    reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tdkt09/the_messedup_difficulty_scaling_ruins_exploration

    Yeah some people are replying like here with the "get gud" reflections lol.

    Reminds me some of the discussion for DS1 when there a legitimate hitbox criticisms for that game.

    F***ers can do a back attack from the side or front sometimes lol

  • Mar 15, 2022
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    ragedsycokiller

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/tdkt09/the_messedup_difficulty_scaling_ruins_exploration/

    Yeah some people are replying like here with the "get gud" reflections lol.

    Reminds me some of the discussion for DS1 when there a legitimate hitbox criticisms for that game.

    F***ers can do a back attack from the side or front sometimes lol

    reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/t6owwn/we_seriously_need_some_form_of_balance_patch
    Read the comments on this one, it’s actually full of level headed people who aren’t looking to just circle jerk FromSoft. The game needs balancing patches for sure

  • Mar 15, 2022

    Just got to Atlus Plateau for the first time this area is kicking my ass

  • Mar 15, 2022
    Soulo

    https://www.reddit.com/r/Eldenring/comments/t6owwn/we_seriously_need_some_form_of_balance_patch/
    Read the comments on this one, it’s actually full of level headed people who aren’t looking to just circle jerk FromSoft. The game needs balancing patches for sure

    nah man, just git gud

    it's such an easy cop-out answer for the elitist/circlejerk of fromsoft games. for these games in particular, it's hard to give levelheaded/reasonable criticisms because you're just gonna be met by some bozos who will tell you to git gud

    i lost a lot of steam i had going for this game the second i got to mountaintop of the giants. obv my experience isn't universal (or really not that common, from what i'm seeing).