My favorite so far is "Edge lord ahead" for the NPC in the hub that doesn't say s*** to you

I think 25 and I’m in stormviel but that s*** got real, real quick so I had to take a L

I swear the messages are one of my favorite parts of these games, just people making up dumb s*** to say with the word choices

im lv 32 and I beat margit at 24 but I backtracked from Margit cause im still exploring the map

Kinda spread thin atm but 20 vigor . 20 int, 15 dex and strength. Some stamina. I’m doing hybrid magic . Still need more magic ashes to put on a weapon

Guys... wtf is this place outside the crystal cave trap place

holy f*** bruh

ah yeah spread too thin for my blood. i’ve been throwing all my points into vig, dex, and int to power up my magic x scythe build

so glad i met the dude who teaches glintstone arc, that spell makes killing groups way easier

Really wish you could buy smithing stones somewhere

Rune farm??

Excuse me enlighten us please

yoo found the massive moving tortoise

Im exploring this place f*** it

Just killed one of those beetle things you find but this b**** was bigger than my horse here n took 6 hits

We aint in Kansas no more

This s*** must be Texas for Elden Ring

Lol where are you in the game?

Anyone tried/killed those blue skeletons guarding the crystals?

Went to smack one and did 5 dmg, then they started moving like Matrix Agents. Dipped out of there so f***in quick

I opened a chest now I'm stuck in some cave. I want out, these mf hard to kill.

This is what im talking about

you can farm them from the little stone goblin s***s in catacombs

Wait till u get outside

S*** is the ghetto of ER someone gave up on this place a long time ago

I do decent damage to them but im lvl 27

Glad i came here later lol

Breh wtf that was a trap

How are like 5 of us itt do the same thing and stuck in the same predicament at basically the same time LMAO

Go right from where u spawn at in the cave from the trap

Keep going there is a grace

Then you can go outside to explore like me, or fast travel away