#2PhoneShawty

Friendly reminder that no tweets posted have been worth having Twitter

Delete your accounts and be free

this is true.
altho i have a very healthy relationship with it now
(app blocker on phone that gives me 60 seconds each other hour)

once you remove passivity, it loses all its appeal cause u dont wanna be rushed.

if i want KTT or twitter, i gotta walk over to my computer like the good old days.

you know what I love about twitter?

I never made a tiktok account, so the algorithm cant get to me. the "for you" of tiktok that will probably be so terrifyingly customized to my interests that i can never look away

instead..i let the tiktok addicts do the work for me and see whatever ends up on twitter.

instagram.com/reel/Dc_jzrRPCXN

Same but the opposite

I ain't know colorism paid, sign me up shawty

so perfect it makes me laugh every time

dude is killing it up there

It’s lit

My friend didn’t even make it to 8pm… tried calling her roommate and an uber for her ,hoping she made it home safe

bro looks like Sheriff Woody

"you got bars?"

Everyone dunking on that 25 years ago account for his forced/cosplaying 9/11 posts

He was hitting that s*** oml

“Anal and p****” did numbers

Brah killed that though