Mad dry like they’re above everyone else, I can’t deal with that s***

girls be on about how boring and bad boys profiles are and then they have s*** like

Whats your most controversial take?
"pineapple belongs on pizza"

Literally

Nothing pisses me off more than when you’re trying to have a conversation and they’re one wording you back, miserable f***s

after like the 2nd one word answer i just close the convo

Same here, have no time for that s***

which app

Tinder and Hinge

damn, it’s still bad these days?
met my girl on bumble

S*** is brutal, I should make a bumble account

tinder is a mess, hinge a bit better if you tryna find something more than a hookup

i met my girl on hinge

Matched with one on tinder but I think it’s a bot

Tinder is just f*** city
met a lot of girls off that app and none like a relationship material

DRAKE WON

Hey we ain’t complaining about f*** city

cant wait for winter to see the diss track i made for him

He’s cooking up as we speak

Find you a wholesome girl gang

i need to go find perrier in the glass bottles from costco

We’ll see

need a solid ratio of hot to crazy, a lil on the crazy side

I know you a h**** frog. nah I feel these days mfs got too many options like it’s some buffet idk how yall can trust people on there lmao

I had a couple of those

Always broke up with them because I’m a dumbass, really regret the last one