some comfort food like mac n cheese cause ima be crying like a b****

f***ing your roommates?

!dream SLIMED out drake cover art

Yo the new sandwhich was so good I went back in and got another one

Dawg. That s*** is crack

Ayo stop bragging
What you do for work?

soo how did y’all’s iPhone preorder go?

Successful natural titanium

they got a special chick-fil-a by me that just opened. They have burgers and wings. it's called the Little Blue Menu. headed there tomorrow.

All I really know is m bags like I drove through in with a fast food. Sayin that I'm too guarded bout my feelings, who the f*** even asked you?

I'm a lawyer but I work in insurance: directors and officers liability specifically (so when CEO's lie as fiduciaries or shareholders sue Fox leadership for dominion bullshit or breach of contract etc). It's good much better hours than slaving at a firm but doesn't pay assss much but get to wfh 2 days a week

In-house insurance is cool.

I'm a 2L lol

Double entendre

Do what?

i just googled it. How have I never heard of this before. If you remember, Let me know how it is when you try it!

Fr! I would fuccin kill to get the in house counsels spot. Make so much and literally no where near as bad as Firm. Def need more years tho.. Best of luck to you on the bar next year fam 🫡

chick-fil-a.com/little-blue-menu

I’m flabbergasted

They got me in the office f***ing working

gotta be in the office breaking down crying to just the first shred of FAT D

!dream Drake downward dog pose

I got up at 5 this morning to just get the s*** over with man. Tired of working in the middle of the day.