most miserable stans ever istg

Not being a Stan and keeping up with this stuff is impossible. You’re a Stan

“I never said that.” - lie #5.

Said it before and I’ll say it again, Drake needs to develop a serious gambling habit before recording any more music. This would be the best possible career move for him.

He would produce a deranged, dark, d***ged out experimental album that would be praised. He’d give grizzly accounts of life and the situations he gets into while being a fiend, and hustling on the side to meet his debts as people begin to distance themselves from him. Soon it would come out about his addiction and the media would be buzzing. Scandal after scandal would arise and he’d be the most talked about person in the world as he continues down this dark path of addiction and insanity. Then, he would get intro trouble with mafia sharks and organize OVO henchmen into an unfuckwithable force on the streets, adding credibility to the hard image he’s been trying to adopt for sometime. Thie heavy mediatization of these events would be like nothing we’ve ever seen before and it would spark an international conversation about how we treat gambling addicts (rehabilitative vs punitive punishment).

Drake would get out, get clean, and become the face of the betting epidemic sweeping North America, opening him up to even wider audiences and platforms. His first album after release would sell a million first week and be praised, as Drizzy explores a whole new realm of lyrical content reflecting on his past degenerate behavior and becomes a symbol of hope for millions dealing with addictions of all kinds. This would be great for his image, solidify him as one of the greatest rappers ever, and create worldwide change that benefits millions for years to come.

TLDR: The best possible thing drake could do for his career is to start gambling as much as possible, and as soon as possible.

yeah they would be pointless lies

and how could ANYONE in this thread disprove #3 lol let's be serious

Well at least there is some concept behind it

It’ll be his shortest and best
HNVM currently his best

It’s so weird and hinged. You’d think this an artist who starves his fans 😂

that it was coming out on 8/25? he.......didn't.

so y'all are listing a bunch of lies that aren't lies what's going on lock thread until release

Listening to Drakes best song rn

Falling back

FOR ALL THE DOGS SEPTEMBER 22
FOR ALL THE DOGS SEPTEMBER 22
FOR ALL THE DOGS SEPTEMBER 22
FOR ALL THE DOGS SEPTEMBER 22

Relaxxxxxx. 9/22 we eating, not to mention the song this week

They going off the two weeks OR SOME S*** thing still

He may actually be lying about that

Been having a lot of fun with this Romy album, y’all should check it out if you need something to hold you over

Seeing FRED tomorrow

What do y'all think about Drake delaying the album to October 6 so it becomes his first project to drop in that month?

if drake did bundles would FATD surpass 1,000,000 sales first week?

Flights Booked or Overdrive