Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now propels you forward and upward. Vigil goers grab at your legs. The poop ignites from their candles. The Facebook live event hits 1 million viewers. The poop accelerates. You are 30 feet in the air. The fire engulfs the vigil and your house. 60 feet. The poop accelerates. The torrent underneath you is deafening. 5 million Facebook live viewers. You try to close up shop but your butthole disintegrated long ago. 120 feet up. Your house explodes. The poop accelerates. 1000 feet. You are now tracked on radar. You try to change your angle of ascent but you should have thought of that way earlier. The poop accelerates. 4,000 feet. NORAD upgrades to DEFCON 3. Concentric circles of fire engulf your city. The poop accelerates. You have broken the sound barrier. 30,000 feet. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. 60,000 feet. CNN is reporting on all the world records you've broken. 200,000 feet. You are no longer alive. The poop accelerates. Your body disintegrates but your poop contrail remains. NASA can no longer track you. You break the light-speed barrier and we can no longer bear witness. The poop accelerates. Forever.

i caught the energy

#CTE

#CTE

B******

You know i enjoy the album at this point

But it really feels soulless most of the time

Future has been the same guy more or less since he came in.

Drake has arguably gotten more immature the older he's gotten.

Clown

its over

Broooo this is the second character assassination on me itt

KTT needs love, too

No arguably about it.

LOL gang we the last ones laughing

@Drake here you go

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IHype didn’t even @ me in that smh

I have to just be scrolling an encounter that post wow

dawg i honestly am feeling bad

They’re hitting you like Denzel in training day itt

Only funny thing about this is Drake was one of the 450 lol

this doesn’t happen to just anyone on ktt

if ur getting chewed up like this its for a good reason

I respect Brave but iHype saw his moment at my weakest and tried to take his shot. I’m really going to have to do some reflecting and probably take a break after this thread

S***and hookah addiction got his dopamine receptors completely fried