Scary hours 🦉

Falling for Kr0niic bait

The kids with no backpacks for back to school wanna know if drake won his latest bet

Great read but no decision in here they was cooking Drake ass in this

"THE COURT: Let me challenge you on one specific lyric
from "Not Like Us," and that's the "Certified Lover Boy? Certified pedophiles." It does suggest, particularly the use of the word "certified"——again, an ambiguous term——but paired, as it is, with "certified pedophile," it could give the listener, a reasonable listener, the impression that in someway there's been some determination that, in some unspecified official way, that Drake is a pedophile. What is your response to that argument?"

lol

Got his ass

facts tho

This part killed me

Got drake's lawyer stumbling

Pressed the s*** out buddy

I thought he was gonna post something new

Damn

Da judge keeping it real tho

Poetry

we got snippets. not the enitre transcript

why does drake's lawyer claim to know absolutely nothing about family matters

Reading through these transcripts is pretty hilarious, I know the judge is having a blast with this decision

Brother is posting screenshots from 2 months ago to farm likes for Auntie Karen and starsx

He's on his 10th hr straight itt

fam snippets of this was out from people who attended. The official transcript got released Today dumbass

It’s hilarious this what we all said would happen and got told by every drake Stan “THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS WITH LAWYERS IN COURT!” Lmao