Thread moving so fast nobody gonna know that I weigh 437 pounds on the dot and my doctor said I’m pre diabetic and I’m gonna pass away soon if I don’t make some major life changes

people hating on drake for handing out free cars in 5... 4... 3... 2...
Oprah's Bank account...

I’m getting reincarnated with a p**** in the next life and i’m throwing it on a Drake type rich nigga
Drake wouldnt give me f***ing roller blades if I asked nicely man F this
and the craziest part, is you still couldnt see your own pecker when you were 150
They don’t understand. I’ve gotta get fatter.
this s*** just makes me feel poor and h****
God. God. Women want him. Men want to be him. And me? I am his best friend. In the entire world.